Monday, September 12, 2005

Boomsticks: Wal-Mart announces program to support small gun stores.

Ever community-conscious, Wal-Mart has boldly announced a program to prop up small gun stores in the gulf states hardest hit by Katrina. Bravo!

Highlight of the article on the program was the following quote from an Idealist-on-the-Street interview:
Local naif Mike White, of Kenner, LA, mumbled "Why can't we get along? This is a time of crisis," around a granola bar that he did not, unfortunately, proceed to choke on.

No word as to whether Wally-World is planning on voluntarily slitting its own throat in the tacky clothing, Chinese audio equipment, or cheap tire markets yet, although local business owners are slavering in anticipation...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are too DAMN FUNNY!

Xavier said...

Have no fear Tam, every pawn & gun shop in North Louisiana sold out of shotguns and handguns a week or two ago.
There is a cottage industry in cutting down barrels and tapping them for a bead as well.