Me: "My fingertips are about to split open. Handling all those 4473 forms has leached all the oils right out of my skin."
Co-worker: "Put some lotion on them. Don't you keep some girly lotion in your purse?"
Me: *roll eyes* "Sure, it's right next to my $%&@ing nail polish."
(Note to self: Little tube of lotion on vanity at home should go in purse tomorrow where it may actually do some fricken' good. And I should cowboy up and stop sucking on my dried-out, stinging fingertips because it looks goofy.)