Marko: "So, what'd you think of the caption?"
Me: "That was too cute. 't3h n00b', *snert!*. 'She's such a n00b! She doesn't know anything!'"
Marko: "Yeah, 'I totally pwn3d her at Halo. She didn't even know how to work the controller; she just sat there and drooled on it.'"