I haven't run a red light in years that I know of, and the last time I did wasn't in this city, but my daily travels do take me through a few traffic camera monitored intersections. Maybe I did and wasn't aware of it? I tore the envelope open, and immediately burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" asked my neighbor.
"R2D2's a retard. Look at this," I replied, and handed him the notice. He started laughing too.
There on the right hand side of the page was the information that one Tamara K., owner of record of a BMW convertible, license plate number 122ABC, was guilty of running a red light at Kingston Pike and Alcoa Highway on May 22nd at 8:17PM.
There are a couple of problems with this.
1) I haven't been through that intersection in the last year.
2) The license plate on my BMW convertible is 123ABC, not 122ABC.
3) The vehicle in the accompanying photos is a white Toyota Tacoma, license number 122ABC. I realize it was dark, but a white pickup doesn't look much like a silver Nazi rollerskate, no matter how hard you squint.
"I am so blogging this," I muttered. And I have.
This should be fun.
EDIT: Updated with my pathetic claims of innocence.