Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Holy (rock and) Roller.

Courtesy of a secret email informant, what I want for Christmas.

12 comments:

jetfxr69 said...

I'm betting you'll be seeing several of these this festive winter holiday season. All wrapped, and with a little tag that says, "For: Tam, Queen o' Snark" or somesuch.

Dr. StrangeGun said...

Not only does the son of God have a Kalashnikov, but it appears that's a 40 rounder hangin' out of it :)

comatus said...

When "God Rides A Harley" shirts first showed up, the Vincent fellows affected a hurt look, presuming He must tool about on a Black Shadow, being such a fundamentally decent chap.

The Invisible Friend Immanent was not meant to be just another Palestinian terrorist. I submit he'd be an H&H Custom Drillings man, or BAR at least. Your rate of fire may vary.

Pastor Dobson's boy deity carries a Chauchat. Just sayin.

Kevin said...

Obvious BS. The Son of God would be sporting a Browning.

phlegmfatale said...

Wow. Who woulda thought He would be a leftie?

The Captain said...

I think it's safe to say that the Lord would shoot whatever he wanted to.

BobG said...

"The Son of God would be sporting a Browning."

He is; it is in his Milt Sparks Summer Special hidden inside his robe...

Merl said...

That is most blasphemous Tamara. Everyone knows that the Son of God would only use the divinely inspired creations of Saint John Moses of Utah.

Being the Song of god and all, I think Jesus would have the strength to carry an M1919A6 as his personal weapon.

Marko said...

No, he'd carry something with a compensator, or ported barrel.

You know, a holey sidearm.

Stingray said...

My Jesus engages from farther away than your Jesus.

Anonymous said...

He appears to have chosen an RPK instead of a normal AK.

He must like the SAW concept.

BobG said...

Personally, I think he would more likely have a BAR as a long gun.