The article at CNN.com was titled "Women return to Texas polygamist ranch", which I have to admit threw me for a loop for a second. I mean, cattle ranches raise cattle and chicken ranches raise chickens, so...
I commented aloud "It sounds like they're raising polygamists..."
"Well, they are," said The Roomie.
"Yes, but for market?"
"I dunno. You can clean 'em and dress 'em... but you can't take them anywhere."