...and I'll be as famous as Lou Gehrig.
All along, I merely thought I was cold and heartless and the world was full of whining weaklings.
Thanks to my bro Marko, I now know that I have empathy deficit disorder.
I refuse to medicate, however, as I enjoy cutting no slack to malingerers, fluff-heads, and idiots. Besides, if they could actually treat this, what in the hell would I blog about?