Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Word of the Day:

NOVAMCCAIN.

As in "Everyone keeps telling me to get my Novamccain shot, but I haven't yet because I'm skeered of needles that big."

As of yet, there is no medical consensus as to the efficacy of a regimen of Novamccain for curing Electile Disfunction.

4 comments:

GeorgeH said...

Repeat after me"
"Supreme Court Justice Hillary Rodham Clinton,
Supreme Court Justice Paul Helmke,
Supreme Court Justice Barbara Boxer".

That should put some turgor in the voting hand

MauserMedic said...

Well, after a few gamma globulin injections, it should be familiar: a long-lasting pain in the ass that takes forever to get used too, but better than the alternative.

phlegmfatale said...

*HOWL*

Jim said...

It's not only the size of the needle, it's the fact that it's gonna get jammed right where ya don't want it. Hard.

Sounds like one o' those times when the cure is as painful as the disease.

Still though, take the cure, cause hopeychangeyhildabeestitis would be a terminal condition to one's freedom.

Pity, guzzling a quart of cod liver oil wouldn't work, as I think it'd be more palatable.


Jim
Sloop New Dawn
Galveston, TX