Friday, August 01, 2008

Reincarnation is probably just wishful thinking...

...but if it were true, you would have to live a very, very virtuous life indeed to come back as a pen-tailed tree shrew, hanging around in scenic rain forests and subsisting on an all-booze diet without ever having to worry about your trim, seven-ounce figure.

(H/T to reader RedneckInNY.)

6 comments:

Jeffro said...

Stay away from the Silver Bullet and Bud plants.

Anonymous said...

I'm parking myself in a wine tree.

Rob K said...

captcha: omyhm

O my, hm. The sound I make as I figure out what I have to do to get some good karma built up...

There must be some kinda' drawback to this. Surely there's some vicious beast that eats these critters alive in a most painful way. Nothing is that lucky.

breda said...

I repent! I repent!

Anonymous said...

So..... is their liver like..... roughly 80% of their body weight?

Judging from the pic, that palm nectar must be equivalent to light beer...... no dunlap disease evident there...........

.... I wonder if they use that feathery tail to tickle their passed out kin's noses, just to watch them smack themselves in the face......

++ said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OixsVOrPNh4

i loved your thoughts ..my book is about reincarnation...