Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Awesome!

I have apparently been trained at Shadow Army Headquarters!

I was counting the factual errors, but ran out of fingers at about the two-minute mark and couldn't get my 5.11 Tactical boots off in time to catch up.

Ah, well... In Nu-Perfect America, perception is reality, right?

9 comments:

phlegmfatale said...

Cool! Since they've permeated the warp and weft of the fabric of society, where do I sign up to be a Blackwater apartment manager?

DirtCrashr said...

And some people really fall hard for it one way or another! Hate/Love! Phew!

og said...

Can I get a Blackwater sooper sekrit tattoo on my... nevermind. Guess I just won't ever be one of the kool kidz.

rickn8or said...

Now I'm more afraid of Tam than ever.

multigun said...

"The World's Most Powerful Mercenary Army?" That's not unlike, "The world's most powerful 4-cylinder economy car."

I've taken a class at Blackwater, and was impressed by the facilities and the quality of instruction. But, just going by the number of instructors, Blackwater would have trouble enforcing martial law on Dayton, Ohio, much less the entire U.S. of A.

Aside - has there even been a YouTube comment posted that didn't make the poster look like a mouth-breathing cretin?

- cjrmultigun

KingsideRook said...

Awesome - I think I have a Blackwater Iron-On patch from SHOT Show. I'm gonna go sew it on to something, and become a Shadow Warrior in this Shadow Army, overnight.

Somerled said...

In the mind of an average left-threaded documentarian, anyone with a semi-auto squirrel rifle is a member of a neo-Nazi death squad.

You scare the hell out of them, Tam. You're Brünnhilde. Maybe they'll give you wide berth. One can only hope.

Anonymous said...

ALL HAIL PRESIDENT BARRY!

W00t!

He'll show you guys the love and you'll come round I'm sure

:D

staghounds said...

I wish we could catch this Impunity character. He's always along when people are doing bad stuff- roaming Iraq, raising oil prices, even suppressing votes and violating Constitutional rights right here at home.

He's like Dude's sidekick.

Wait- it might not be a he. Impunity might be a She...

Come to think of it, has anyone ever seen Tamara do anything with Impunity? Or even seen them at the same time?

Hmmmm.....