I am given to understand that there is an entire subgenre of "Fan Fiction" devoted to Kirk and Spock doing the bow-chicka-bomp-bom thing. I didn't get this at all because I never really picked up that subtext from Captain Velour and his pointy-eared sidekick.
However I would totally find it believable if the stories instead centered around Chris Matthews gettin' jiggy with The Anointed One. I mean, Matthews can barely say the guy's name without an ecstatic quaver in his voice.
The topic of the show this morning was "How grateful are you to be allowed to be alive at this awesome and transcendent moment in history?" I gotta say this for Chris: He sure can enunciate clearly with his mouth full.