Books. Bikes. Boomsticks.
"What fresh hell is this?"
Damn, that is one lucky kernel. All swolled up and everything. Exploded inside-out from the hotness. Yep, sure is one lucky kernel.
I never knew of the itchiness qualities of popcorn. But then, I do try to keep it out of my shorts.
"This time Orville's going to dive right into you."
There is nothing worse than a case of popcorn tits!
#%^&&*, it was bad enough when it was my guns, now POPCORN is having more fun than I am!Note to self, guest offering for SWPL , "making another obvious comment".
Ummm... the buttery, salty goodness.
Dammit! Homebru beat my Homerized version...("Mmm...butter.")
Apparently she's not the only one with the problem.http://popcorninmybra.blogspot.com/
Okay, since everyone else is too scared, I'll ask: "And just how did it get there?"And I'm half-tempted to offer Tam a quick $50 profit on that .44HE she wrote about.
I hate when I get home to find stowaway foodstuffs in the decolletage. *urp*
Y'know, that's the great mystery, because her tee wasn't all that scoop-neck.It was the total non sequiturishness of the comment that earned it immortality, however...
And the obligatory comment: This blog entry is useless without pictures.
They told me I'd find dirty women here...and they were right!They told me the jokes were corny...and
For some reason its the "also" part of "also, I have popcorn in my bra" that intrigues me, What preceded the "Also"?
I can't remember, but it was a perfectly ordinary monologue right up to that point.
Likely something like "For breakfast I'll make something with Warty Toad Goodness, also...."Sorry, that phrase just sticks in my brain. Maybe I should trademark it??? Nah, that would be unfair to the inventors...
Better than hot brass ...Or maybe not better.( wv: cooders )
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