Monday, March 30, 2009

Overheard in the office...

RX: "...also, I have popcorn in my bra. God that itches."

Me: *click* *typetypetype*




Some things just need to go up on the 'web immediately and don't need a ton of editorial commentary to be hilarious.

17 comments:

OrangeNeckInNY said...

Damn, that is one lucky kernel. All swolled up and everything. Exploded inside-out from the hotness. Yep, sure is one lucky kernel.

Joseph said...

I never knew of the itchiness qualities of popcorn. But then, I do try to keep it out of my shorts.

BryanP said...

"This time Orville's going to dive right into you."

Robert said...

There is nothing worse than a case of popcorn tits!

staghounds said...

#%^&&*, it was bad enough when it was my guns, now POPCORN is having more fun than I am!

Note to self, guest offering for SWPL , "making another obvious comment".

homebru said...

Ummm... the buttery, salty goodness.

J.R.Shirley said...

Dammit! Homebru beat my Homerized version...("Mmm...butter.")

Lorimor said...

Apparently she's not the only one with the problem.

http://popcorninmybra.blogspot.com/

rickn8or said...

Okay, since everyone else is too scared, I'll ask: "And just how did it get there?"

And I'm half-tempted to offer Tam a quick $50 profit on that .44HE she wrote about.

phlegmfatale said...

I hate when I get home to find stowaway foodstuffs in the decolletage. *urp*

Tam said...

Y'know, that's the great mystery, because her tee wasn't all that scoop-neck.

It was the total non sequiturishness of the comment that earned it immortality, however...

tokarev762 said...

And the obligatory comment: This blog entry is useless without pictures.

Anonymous said...

They told me I'd find dirty women here...and they were right!

They told me the jokes were corny...and

Bob in Houston said...

For some reason its the "also" part of "also, I have popcorn in my bra" that intrigues me, What preceded the "Also"?

Tam said...

I can't remember, but it was a perfectly ordinary monologue right up to that point.

Joseph said...

Likely something like "For breakfast I'll make something with Warty Toad Goodness, also...."
Sorry, that phrase just sticks in my brain. Maybe I should trademark it??? Nah, that would be unfair to the inventors...

kbarrett said...

Better than hot brass ...

Or maybe not better.

( wv: cooders )