So, in all the time I've been blogging, I've yet to get any of these fabulous wheelbarrows of cash that I'm supposed to get for being a part of the Triangle of Death.
Now I discover that, in addition to cash, I should be getting free stuff in exchange for saying nice things about it.
Think about that for a second: Somebody sends someone something craptastic and says that they can have it for free if they lie and say it's not craptastic. Didja spot the logic flaw? Yeah, me too. But that's okay, it's all the excuse the .gov needs to ponder some backdoor regulation on blogs, with which compliance will be as enthusiastic and universal as it is with the nation's marijuana laws.
Besides, so far my swag has been limited to a couple of inexpensive plastic holsters, which are nice holsters as far as such things go, but unlikely to displace my Milt Sparks or Gary Brommeland IWB rigs for carry. Oh and I got some shirts. And in return for a discount on a pistol, I promised to stop calling a certain gun company "Painted Ordnance". So, obviously I'm in the wrong sector of the blogging world, because the free stuff pipeline is pretty sluggish here.
In closing, I'd like to add "You'll never take me alive, coppers!"
(H/T to Sebastian.)