Monday, June 29, 2009

Breaking News:

Official Iranian government sources are claiming a man on the grassy knoll shot Neda Agha-Soltan, as they continue to suppress th... wait... wait...


This just in: Michael Jackson is still dead.

4 comments:

Breda said...

Maybe Neda was shot by the same person who killed Nicole Brown Simpson.

staghounds said...

1. I notice that the cap and trade economic damage act doesn't even get on the screen. Our President thanks you, Mr. Jackson!

2. I see Mr. Madoff did make the screen. Unfortunately, not this way.

Anonymous said...

"Michael Jackson is still dead."

How about now. Is he still dead now? Inquiring minds want to know. -- Lyle

Tam said...

I'll have to check with CNN...