Listen, girls. I know you like that whole ‘bad-boy-but-I-can-change-him’ thing, but real life vampires aren’t sensitive, they aren’t sparkly, and they don’t want to be your boyfriend. They want to eat you. Sucking your blood is not a euphemism, they literally want to suck your blood… out of your body. You kind of need that to, oh, not die...Go read it, if you're someplace you won't get in trouble for laughing out loud.
Vampires love you about as much as you love a Big Mac, honey. Deal with it.
Tuesday, November 02, 2010
Quote of the Day: Monster Edition.
Larry Correia has an "interview" on his blog with some of the principals of Monster Hunter International, including this gem from Julie Shackleford: