Me: "Uh, you should see what your boy has caught here. And, come to think of it, you probably shouldn't be leaving your makeup all untended on the vanity with him around. I know how you feel about it."
RX: "'Feel about it'?"
Me: "Yeah. That stuff costs money. If Huck were to leap up on the vanity and knock it to the floor, you'd..."
RX: "Be peeved?"
Me: "Well, I was going to say '...lose your $#!+', but the judges say they'll also accept '...be peeved'."
Monday, December 27, 2010
Overheard in the Hallway:
Roomie was in her bedroom getting stuff together for work as I was exiting the bathroom. Huck the cat came trotting down the hall, dragging a pink striped knee sock like a freshly-killed squirrel.