The pictures started to come in from my correspondents in Lafayette, IN, home of renegade cows that need to be taken down by the SWAT team and giant Guinness pints that fall off parade floats:
Obviously Captain America was on the loose somewhere in Tippecanoe county!
Don't the Superhero Guild Laws require you to have a secret Fortress of Solitude or a Batcave or that fancy prep school where the X-Men hang out or whatever? Perhaps Cap's is somewhere here in Hoosierland!
Or maybe this was just a garden variety crazy, a species with which Indiana is abundantly stocked, ever since the DNR decided to reintroduce them back in the '30s, along with whitetail deer?
As it turns out, there is a method to Captain America's madness...
You go, Allen!