Books. Bikes. Boomsticks.
Self-Checkout aisles are like wheelchair ramps for introverts.
RX: "No! Cats do not go in there! Cats do not go in the freezer!"Me: "Unless they've been very, very bad."
Remarkably similar to what can be overheard in our kitchen with our cat...at least now that we've got the freezer on the bottom.
...so what did the chicken do?
Oh Tam....That's cold
Here in Minnesnowta we show him the back door...just like a freezer, but windy.
I have some relatives for whom the local pound is like a charity event. Good people, I dont know what the appeal is of buying kibble like some people buy diapers. Anyway, with the constant rotation of Tabby they have on many an occasion put the little guy's down on ice when they have come to the end until it's more convenient to attend to properly. 1st time I saw that when going for ice was a bit... chilling. That's not a pork loin in their, it's an ex-cat.
Years ago (like over 20) there was a cheap thriller flick with Talia Shire being stalked by a, uh... by a scary stalker. At one point she came home, called for her cat, looked briefly for it, then went to the kitchen to fix herself some dinner.Opened the freezer door, and the stiff, frozen feline tumbled out and fell to the floor... and God forgive me, I laughed and laughed and laughed.It was probably a Hollywood stunt cat, but still... it was probably not intended to be funny.
Just was over at Bobbie's Site. Tried to make a comment, Blogger kept making me sign in. Also noticed the May Blogmeet is suspended. Hope there isn't bad stuff happening in Broad Ripple.
Glad to read this; I thought Huck had gone permanently missing.
Also noticed the May Blogmeet is suspended. Hope there isn't bad stuff happening in Broad Ripple. I can't speak for Bobbie, but May in Indianapolis tends to be hell for planning non-race-related events.
Don't tell Huck, but Sparowbane sez ice cream is the bestest stuffz EVAR!!!When he's been good he gets to lick out the bowel, and so far he hasn't figured out how to attack as we are scooping, so as to have a scoop hit the floor...
But ... food comes out of there.
Cats should never go in the freezer. Frozen is just not as tasty as fresh!WV: sping - the sound a frozen cat tail makes when flicked
How to you make a dog go "meow"?Freeze solid, pass through band saw.How do you make a cat go "woof"?Soak in gasoline, light.Sick jokes from high school never die.
I can't speak for Bobbie, but May in Indianapolis tends to be hell for planning non-race-related events.NAACP convention coming up?
Mariner got here first. When I read that, I immediately thought of people putting up "Welcome, Race Fans!" banners for a Nazi convention.WV: muted. Not I!
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