Me: "How come they're only 'regime supporters' when they belong to the Other Team? I mean, roughly half of Americans think that Obama's a swell guy and want to believe he 'got Osama', just like half believe that Bush was a great big friend of liberty and we needed to go save the world.
And it's a free country; they're allowed to believe that. You can't just shoot them out of hand; they're not evil commie traitors. Well, actually they are, but you still just can't shoot them out of hand. More's the pity, actually."
RX: "If you killed everybody that needed killing, you wouldn't be able to get arugula. And besides, who would you play with?"
Me: "There'd be peace and quiet, I'll tell you that."
RX: "But who would hold your targets?"
Me: "Once the rigor sets in, they'll hold targets just fine."
Wednesday, May 04, 2011
Overheard in the Office:
The occasional misanthropy attack occurs: