Sunday, May 08, 2011

Overheard in the Office:

This morning, Roomie peeks through the drapes in the office, causing sunshine to blast in:
RX: "Wow, they've gone and turned on the sun out there!"

Me: "Yeah, and they're gonna let the thing burn all day, too."

RX: "Don't they know we're trying to conserve energy here?"

7 comments:

Jeffro said...

Got to a hundred here today. But, it was a dry heat.

wv: suctrou - man, I'm leaving that one alone....

Borepatch said...

Damned Global Warming, out there on my lawn again ...

Noah D said...

Don't they know we've hit Peak Hydrogen!? We have to stop importing all this foreign energy! And the pollution - carbon, oxygen, iron, lead, arsenic, mercury - it's everywhere!

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the lady who complained about daylight savings time increasing global warming.

word verification - prion - a neutered Prius

Joseph said...

This clearly calls for star lifting. It's time to decommission that oversized nuclear power plant in the middle of the Solar System.

GuardDuck said...

Hide the declination!

Kristopher said...

We should protest the sun.

It is a completely unregulated fusion powerplant that will eventually kill us all, while it spews out the basic ingredients of that deadly killer, Di-Hydrogen Monoxide.