Books. Bikes. Boomsticks.
Self-Checkout aisles are like wheelchair ramps for introverts.
Do you need bail money?
Illuminati recruitment? I understand, happens all the time.
I know a guy, owns a landfill in Jersey.I mean, just sayin'...(seriously, hope all is well)
These comments make me LOL.Remember - a friend will help you clean the carpet, but a real friend will help you bury the body.
The black helicopters finally came. :Dverification - fules, what the heckilopters burn in their enjines.
...and a really really real friend will be sitting next to you in jail saying.... WoooHooo that was fun
So, you need three friends: One to keep you company in jail, a second to quietly dispose of the body and a third to post bail and provide an alibi for the second.
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