Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Portland Tea Party.

Apparently only TSA screeners are allowed to look at nekkid folks at the airport, because when an Oregon man attempted to give the entire crowd waiting in line the same view that the blue-gloved security minions had in the Porn-O-Scan booth, he got arrested for disorderly conduct and indecent exposure, rather than being given an award for being a patriotic citizen who was just trying to prove that he wasn't carrying anything on board except a few extra pounds and a Not-Gonna-Take-It-Anymore attitude.

Mr. Bare It All For Safety, we salute you with today's Real Men Of Genius award.

15 comments:

Joseph said...

More like a Portland Teabag Party.

Bubblehead Les. said...

If he REALLY wanted to make a Statement, he should have painted "Occupy Portland International" on his Chest and sat down. There'd be 40 Lawyers, Reporters, Community Activists, et.al. oozing out of the Walls to form a Drum Circle and the whole Place would be shut down for 3 months.

phlegmfatale said...

LOL@ Joseph.

Reno Sepulveda said...

I can hear that guy singing it in my head. "Mr bareitallforsay - afetyguy. Hey! It gets cold up here in Portland."

Anonymous said...

Barkeep, give that man a beer on me.

Gerry

cj said...

I've always been convinced that this is where air travel is heading anyway. Passengers with no (or TSA-issued) clothes, filing into planes to be gassed into unconsciousness for the flight.

Somewhere, I'm sure there's someone in the TSA looking at this incident and having an 'ah-ha' moment.

og said...

I am flying out on Monday to parts unknown. I cannot WAIT for the groping at Orchard.

John A said...

Flying? A while nack, RSA started operating in some railroad stations.

And now, in Housron, buses. Complete with "random" bag searches. Several links at -

http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/04/18/tsa_goon_squads.html

John A said...

"nack, RSA"

"back, TSA"

Kristopher said...

Those charges won't hold up in Portland.

The second he claims he was conducting peaceful political expression, the local courts will throw it all out.

This is the same jurisdiction that completely legalized all forms of stripper clubs as art expression.

Kristopher said...

The airport police at PDX are infamous locally for getting slapped silly repeatedly by Oregon courts.

GuardDuck said...

He was just exposing himself to Art...

and Brian, Jim, Chuck and Adam.


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Anonymous said...

If someone will set up a beer fund for this guy , I'l9l kick in . Hell if I had the cash I would buy the local naturist community tickets to Vegas ! Just for the funny "Would you prefer a pat down or the scanner ?" ....." I'm nude you moron !" And then I'd be arrested for video tapeing an airport ! Cause you know stuff like that should be preserved for future generations !

AMB said...

When I read he'd been arrested, I'd assumed it was because he refused to check his wheelbarrow.

You know, the one he used to haul around his massive, steel-plated balls.

Good on him.

markm said...

I applaud this guy, but I'd never follow his example. Government flunkies deserve nausea and the urge to claw out their own eyeballs. Some members of the general public don't.