RX: "Oh...! No!"While this is arguably true, or at least full of truthiness, it did not happen to be correct on this occasion. Although, now that you mention it...
RX: "The toilet bowl has cleaner in it."
*momentarily nonplussed, I grasp for an equally non sequitur-ish reply*
Me: "Ummmm... The street is paved with asphalt!"
RX: "You were standing up with a magazine in your hand..."
Me: "I was sitting here with a magazine in my hand. What did you expect me to do with it when I stood up? Drop it?"
*'thwap' went the magazine on the floor, by way of illustrating my point*
RX: "And what do people in this house do when they stand up with a magazine in their hand?"
Me: "Uh, go somewhere and read it?"
RX: *a note of triumph creeping into her voice* "Go to the bathroom and read it! That is a toilet magazine!"
Saturday, June 30, 2012
Overheard in the Office...
Setup: I am sitting at my VFTP Command Central, reading the intertubes, with a copy of Car & Driver in my hand. Bobbi is standing behind me. I turn and start to stand up...