If I see you kids running around with broomsticks on my front lawn, I'm coming out there with the Garand.
The fact that the headline reads "Olympic Quidditch Match Not Just For Nerds" is enough to get me to complain to one of those Accuracy In Media watchdog sites. Seriously, the idea that "quidditch" is allowed to be played in the same city in which the Olympics are taking place is as ridiculous as... as... using hobby horses at an equestrian event.
I think I'm in the wrong leg of the Trousers of Time. I wanted the cool Firefly future, and it looks like I'm heading for the appallingly fluffy and bland one that Gene Roddenberry envisioned.
(H/T to Joel at TUAK.)