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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."
Me: "Huh. 'Miss New Hampshire USA arrested for assault AGAIN.'"
RX: "What's she do? Beat people up?"
Me: "Dunno; haven't read it. Hits 'em with her tiara, I guess..."
I'm glad you correctly identified her as Miss New Hampshire USA, not incorrectly as Miss New Hampshire like Huff Post did before they corrected it. Now if someone would explain to me just what the difference is I could die a happy man.
The difference is a different pageant system - and copyright laws. Misidentifying a State-USA pageant State winner could start a chain of lawsuits. Looking at the USA State winners tiara it probably weighs five ounces and will bend if something hits it with any force. If you must hit someone, find a lead pipe, brass knucks, or an old fashioned blackjack and not a tiara. Stranger
I'm going to take a wild guess that she's never been nominated for "Miss Congeniality"...
Stranger, from the article it appears she doesn't need any advice about technique or implements.Guess they're not makin' 'em like Anita Bryant any more.
I'd hit that.
You better stick and move Bram.Gerry
Bram:She will hit you first.Looks like she is an instant crazy woman, just add alcohol.
Hemingway described all people as either good drunks or bad drunks. Evidently Miz N.H. is of the latter variety.
Along with the tiara, does she have a golden lasso and na invisible airplane?
Concur on the NOT Ms. Congeniality!!! She looks about half nuts in that picture...
Not nearly as nice in person as the Miss New Hampshire we had a few decades ago - Adriana somethingerother - wore the crown for a few weeks before they discovered she was a 'dancer' down at Tens in Salisbury, MA. That was a classic turn of events...not like today - these kids see too much violins on TV.Apologies to Gilda there...
She sounds like my ex.
H/T to Fast Rich.
Woodsman: I always thought it was funny that Salisbury was so grimy and Hampton Beach, just across the line, was so pearly pure. We're talking two miles of back road between 5 year olds walking safely in heavy traffic, unescorted kids strolling at 10:00 p.m., and not a drunk to be seen, vs. strip joints, discarded syringes, and alleys used as urinals. What does New Hampshire do that the People's Republic of Taxachussetts doesn't? Or vice-versa?
Ed: New Hampster doesn't coddle bums, criminals, or assholes. They don't screw their economy up with socialist experiments.And folks are heavily armed.So they have extra cash on hand for things like picking up trash, and people there generally don't shit in their beds anyway.
What a high class woman!A real knockout. And Narcissist, too:"When Nicole starts to drink, especially liquor, she becomes extremely jealous for no reason and then violence ensues. If she doesn't get whatever she is looking for at that moment she begins to fight to get an answer or attention," Nickerson, her boyfriend before her most recent one, whom she was also accused of beating up in April.
Sooooo...is it a "bad" thing to be assaulted by a beauty contestant???
So... does that make her a tiaraist?
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