Friday, December 07, 2012

Found in the spam trap:

I think the HAL 9000 is branching out into screenwriting and is trying to pitch me a concept for a legal drama, sort of a less-coherent L.A. Law:
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12 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's becoming clear now. Driven out of the construction business by an impenetrable thicket of zoning, construction codes, and environmental regulations, the Vogons became spammers to survive - and thus stumbled into their true calling.

John said...

Hey, I'm in for the hop expectations. Especially it's micro-brewed.

Wolfman said...

Actually, when my son was suck, I got a couple nice comments from a spammer. Go figure.

Tam said...

Wolfman,

On the other hand, pretty much every day I get some spambot leaving a "Great post! I really like this!" to this post.

Anonymous said...

Imagine for a moment that the gibberish has less of a lawyer-theme and more of a physics-theme. Welcome to grading lab reports in a college physics class.

Except this gibberish has better grammar AND spelling.

Wolfman said...

See that is just plain despicable. At least the others are entertaining.

Chris said...

I liked L.A. Law, mostly, but I can only remember "velvet butterfly". The rest was just courtroom soap opera.

Stretch said...

I prefer Shakespeare's opinion of lawyers.

Anonymous said...

You sure that wasn't from SB 2012?

markm said...

"Imagine for a moment that the gibberish has less of a lawyer-theme and more of a physics-theme. Welcome to grading lab reports in a college physics class."

How many of the students learned English as their first language? A long time ago, I graded Physics 101 labs and homework, and the only one I can remember fitting that description was the Vietnamese kid, who seemed to be as linguistically handicapped as he was mathematically talented. But the rest of the class were native-born English-speaking Americans; their grammar and spelling may not have been perfect, but understanding it was never a problem... As I said, a very long time ago.

Windy Wilson said...

I live in Southern California. That's exactly how the morons who pitch the screenplays to the producers sound.
Set in Indianapolis, it'll be the next L.A. Law!

markm said...

Stretch: Of course, that quote from Henry the VI part 2 wasn't Shakespeare's opinion, but it was said by a villainous character, capping a string of jokes about his friend's utopian plans. On the other hand, "first we must kill all the lawyers" appears to be the most attractive part of the plan, even better than free beer. So it wasn't Shakespeare's opinion - but he knew the audience would *wish* it could be more than a joke.