Thursday, January 10, 2013

Overheard in the Office...

RX: "'Bull testicle beer to be sold nationwide later this month'..."

Me: "To someone other than me."

RX: "You're not going to get any bull testicle beer?"

Me: "No. I'll drink weasel poo beer, but you gotta draw the line someplace."

30 comments:

perlhaqr said...

I think I'd rather have the nads than the feces.

Tam said...

They can wash the poo off the coffee beans, but they can't wash the nuts off the nuts.

Stuart the Viking said...

Once again Tam, your logic is inescapable.

I wouldn't drink either one, but then again, something that is in (most) beers makes me projectile vomit, and we have never been able to identify just which ingredient it is that causes that reaction. So I don't usually go around drinking beer anyway.

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Benjamin said...

Brings new meaning to beer nuts.

BGM

Anonymous said...

Kopi luwak, or civet crap coffee instead?

I have had lot's of weasel piss beer when I was young. I think it was called Champale and it was made in Trenton, NJ

Gerry

Anonymous said...

Lips that touch weasel poo shall never touch lips that touch bull balls, it would seem. Temperance!

Mike James

Robin said...

They can wash the poo off the coffee beans, but they can't wash the nuts off the nuts.

Well, that's the basic summary right thar ...

Roberta X said...

Love the review of the beer, though: "...tastes of roasted grain, with coffee and nutty overtones..." Well, duh.

Al T. said...

Drank weasel poo beer - took balls to admit that.

Woodman said...

I don't know if I have enough balls to drink the Bull Beer.

Though, it's better than beer made on days when da bull wins.

Old NFO said...

Damn... Do you know how bad snorting Dr. Pepper out the nose hurts??? :-D

Woodman said...

Not as much as losing to the bull.

Anonymous said...

The one sounds pretty shitty but the other is just nuts!

Anonymous said...

Please tell us you didn't share a cup of the weasel poo beer with some other girl. Couldn't bear the thought of two girls, one ... well, you know.

Mike James

Woodman said...

Wow, 5 minutes after a 2g1c comment the hot girls spam shows up.

That's slower than I thought.

Bram said...

The video gets worse. A "creamy stout that delivers loads of flavor."

I would try it. I LOVED the Sam Adams smoked beer they put out last year.

perlhaqr said...

I think Mike James just won the comment thread. :)

Robin said...

Mike James is definitely the winner of the thread ... but he should be ashamed of the "honor" ...

WindRider said...

A few years ago I bought some Moose Drool beer (great label) for a Super Bowl party, but then got snowed in and couldn't attend. Disappointing.

Ted N said...

Think I'll pass on both.

TheSev said...

Errrr, what are those bottles shaped like?

Anonymous said...

Thought weezil poo and consumable elixir was civit and coffee.

FWIW, pass on all three.

J.R.Shirley said...

Argh. I've seen some "Oyster Stouts" lately. Given 'em a pass so far, though I like stouts in general.

Jeffro said...

Seems like a waste of future perfectly breaded and fried nuts. MMMMMM!

JohninMd.(help?) said...

Wow. Just........WOW. I'm reminded of a George Carlin routine abuot farts. " If the topic of conversation gets around to farts, you've obivously skipped a LOT of subjects....."

Opinionated Grump (Rich in NC) said...

Had 'Moose Drool Brown Ale' when we all were (family vacation) at the Bug Sky Brewing Co, in Misoula...

That stuff is pretty good, for Moose drool, n all.

I'll pass on the civit poo though.
Rich in NC

mariner said...

Ted N.,

That's OK, one of them has already been passed.

mariner said...

I actually asked about the coffee at my local shop.

$16 for one cup and if that hadn't been enough to discourage me, I needed to find someone else who wanted a cup because they would only make the stuff two cups at a time.

Saved from my curi^^^^folly.

Windy Wilson said...

I decline beer with animal pictures on them, or those named after animals, which includes Kokanee, ostensibly named after the Kokanee glacier, but then there are the salmon of the same name. . .
"New Bear Whizz Beer!
It's the water that makes our beer special! Bear Whizz Beer. It's in the water."

No thanks.

Skip said...

Y'all are nuts.