Friday, March 01, 2013

A day in the life...

...as told in pictures...

The morning began in Castle Frostbite, and there were dachshunds. Seen here: Henry, Ban, and Raven.

...and then came the snowy drive to the place where the airplanes land...
...where yr crrspndnt was launched into the sky like a bird, and took a self-portrait using the book she was reading ...
...whereupon, after a brief stop in Cleveland...
...the day ended in Roseholme Cottage, and there were cats.


I can't remember which of you guys referred to the seats on the emergency exit row as "Redneck First Class", but I've been using it faithfully ever since. Perhaps unsurprisingly, United calls it "Economy Comfort" and will let you pay an extra $30 to sit there. I did. I still referred to it as Redneck First Class.

I shared the little executive mailing tube on the CLE-IND leg with the Skidmore College women's tennis team and all their carry-on racquet. Perhaps not coincidentally, I bought a pair of cheap Sony noise-cancelling headphones and considered it a good purchase, even at extortionate airport pricing.

And now I am home.

24 comments:

Robert said...

And Huck's expression seems to be saying "Yah, I'm happy to see you too. Where's the food?"

Scott J said...

Welcome home. Huck has that "where the h--- have you been" look.

Anonymous said...

Huck does have the "You reek of dog scum!" look.

Gerry

Pakkinpoppa said...

The expression of your cat says, "You've been cheating on me....with.....DOGS!....oh hell, just feed me."

As an Ohioan...I apologize for you having to endure Cleveland.

Ed Foster said...

When flying a 757, avoid if possible the seats just behind the wing and foeward to the toilets.

They give a great close-up view of the Fowler flaps as they work, but the DON'T RECLINE! Flying out to California a few years ago, we hit some really nasty up and downs over western Colorado. The kind that have the Stews (excuse me, the attendants) strapping in and avoiding loose objects.

Took every one of them straight up the spine.

And PakkinPoppa, I have some charming memories of Cleveland. When hitchhiking through there as a skinny youngster, a loudmouthed anti-cop buddy got me (but not him) a pretty thorough beating from some rather drunk officers, delivered around 0-dark-30, while some Explorer Scouts in the back seat of their cruiser cheered them on.

As a former Explorer Scout, a recently discharged Marine, and a member of a three generation Irish cop family, I was doubly affronted for being thumped like a dirty hippie, but I was feeling too Pig-Stubborn Mick to announce that I was a member of the society, and was paid hard for every dirty look.

Like most, I've giggled at the pun in John Denver's old song "Saturday Night In Toledo Ohio" (next time you get weighed), but I've been in Toledo, and most of those folks actually work for a living.

Cleveland, not so much.

Critter said...

the cat looks skeptical.

Thomas said...

Cerberus is a three headed wiener dog, wow you learn something new every day.

Seeing as how sequestration is already making cuts so terribly deep, that even hell has to cut back on access and security.....

bedlamite said...

I'd be willing to bet "You smell like dog" was the first thing on Huck's chickpea-sized, blood-red, squirrel-throat-ripping mind.

NotClauswitz said...

The noise-cancelling head-phones are good! Over-the-ear works a bit better than on-ear, they seal-off sound better and don't require pressure - I've considered just bringing my Peltors on flights.

rickn8or said...

Huck looks displeased with his wandering staffer.

"Gone for DAYS without notice, then come in reeking of DOG!"

Alien said...

Welcome home.

Jennifer said...

Your house tiger seems rather annoyed. Possibly by a bit a canine and tennis player smell. He's quite the lovely welcoming party.

Windy Wilson said...

"Gone for DAYS without notice, then come in reeking of DOG!"
Good one!

And "Redneck First Class".
I'm going to just ache waiting to work THAT into a conversation!

NAVIGATOR said...

"WE ARE NOT AMUSED" HUCK LOOK

Scott J said...

The snowy ride: F150?

Trying to make sure my interior trim identifier is still calibrated.

Kristophr said...

Huck can smell those dogs.

Tam said...

Scott J,

Dodge Grand Caravan.

Scott J said...

Yikes. Way off. Hope its cooling system is better than the one in my 2003 Ram 1500.

I've had to replace the radiator three times. Suffered blown hoses twice and have replaced the heater core twice.

I still smell coolant slightly when I run the heat and don't know if that's residue burning off from the last core leak or if the new core started leaking right after I put it in.

If I could afford to ditch the thing for a F150 or Tacoma I'd do it in a heartbeat.

RHT447 said...

Yup, seen that look before. "I'm hungry. Where's my wooly mamoth?"

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Old NFO said...

Glad it was 'realatively' painless...

Anonymous said...

Wow, your cat looks exactly like my cat, Pyewacket:

[IMG]http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m115/edagain/cat_zpsd91e85f0.jpg[/IMG]

Ed L

phlegmfatale said...

Wiener roast!

Anonymous said...

Tam,

Embraer makes a fine jet. Just because you are too tall to actually stand up in it, doesn't mean anything. (And buck up, even in the jet is made in South America, most of the engines come from the USA.)

Anonymous said...

Your nose looks like it healed well. I'm glad you' re in good spirits. My trip on that puddle- jumper cost me my brand new Samsonite. Of course, they fixed it.

Ulisesfrom CA