Me: "Team Conservative didn't exactly cover themselves in glory in the historical knowledge department regarding Mandela..."
Gunsmith Bob: "I didn't accuse him of [necklacing people]; I just said he was a communist!"
Me: "Yeah, but the other night you accused Krauthammer and George Will of being communists."
GB: "If the shoe fits! ...'designated hitter', my ass..."
GB: "No, wait, I take that back. I've read George Will's baseball books, but I can't recall if he supports the Designated Hitter Rule or not, so we don't want to go too far with accusations. But he's still a communist."