Wednesday, May 07, 2014

Overheard in the Office...

Roomie mentions Hillary's latest RKBA announcement:
RX: "'I think that we’ve got to rein in what has become an almost article of faith that anybody can have a gun anywhere, anytime.' It's good to get that on record, Hillary!"

Me: "Yeah, but fortunately... well, fortunately for her and unfortunately for us, she's angling for the primaries, here. Primaries you gotta run towards your base, and then back toward the center in the general. Expect to see pics of her shooting skeet at Camp David in 2016 if she wins the nomination, to show that she stands behind your Second Amendment right to hunt clay birds."

RX: "Good thing we'll have this bookmarked!"

Me: "That's two years from now. After all this time, what difference does it make?"

RX: *rueful laugh*

Me: "See what I did there?"


NotClauswitz said...

Clay birds are dangerous and can kill! Especially if you put one in a burrito - could even knock a filling out. We need Universal single-payer Dental Care!

mikee said...

It isn't the Hillary! propaganda that makes my teeth hurt, it is the sound of her self-righteous, self-appointed and self-annointed voice as she tells us how to live that is the foil on my fillings.

Charlie Foxtrot said...

NRA: We'll just put you down as an F-, that OK?

To her credit, the Hildabeast is much more honest (in respect to guns, and probably only guns) than Bubba, 'Boma, or Biden.

Doesn't she know how the game is played?