Obviously NCAA players need to unionize; even the most successful are reduced to shoplifting gourmet seafood: http://t.co/zUfUSGfT38I can honestly say I've never been hungry enough to stuff big chunks of frozen crustacean down my trousers, so I probably shouldn't judge. Then again, it doesn't look like he's missed any meals lately.
— Tamara K. (@TamSlick) May 1, 2014
Speaking of jocks, our Replacement Peyton here in Indy seems a likeable enough young lad. I especially like the neckbeard and goofy grin that, combined with the Stanford diploma, lets you know that he's not just an NFL quarterback, but he's also an 8th level elven fighter/magic user.