...and I got all excited about what surely must be the news story of the decade! Visions of a rogue Zamboni chasing terrified skaters around the rink to the tune of "Yakety Sax" like some demented low-budget SyFy channel Maximum Overdrive ripoff...
But alas, when I clicked the link, it was not to be:
"A carbon monoxide leak at a Wisconsin ice rink left 81 people hospitalized -- and a Zamboni could be to blame."Carbon monoxide leak? Well, that doesn't work to "Yakety Sax" at all. Hopes: Dashed.