Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Surreal World

"The Islamic State in Iraq and Syria has just published in its latest English-language magazine Dabiq what it claims is an "interview" with the Jordanian pilot captured in Syria."
ISIS published in its what now?

ISIS has an English-language magazine? Man, if you see back issues of that in your dentist's waiting room, it's a big ol' no-go signal, am I right? "No, it's cool, tell Dr. Farouq I've got to cancel. I've got a thing. People I need to see. No, no, I'll call him."

Also: File under "Literature you do not want to discover in your seatback pocket on climb-out from LaGuardia."