"What caliber is this 9mm Evo 3? .22?"From an older gentleman perusing the wares at another table:
"Do they have to do background checks on .22s?"To be fair it was within his lifetime that .22s didn't need serial numbers and could be mail ordered. They were hardly considered guns in much of the country, and he probably got his first one about the time the training wheels came off his bicycle.
From a guy explaining to his wife the great bargain he got from a fellow attendee in the middle of the aisle:
"No, you don't have to do paperwork on long guns, only firearms."Favorite nickname bestowed on a guy roaming the aisles: "Biker Gandalf".