RX: "Oh, it's so good that your cat is concerned about whether I'm okay or not. She's trying to comfort me."This is, of course, just joking. Rannie, for all of her often-ill-tempered aloofness, becomes downright solicitous when one of her humans is in distress.
Me: "Well, that or... Carnivores do follow the weak and sickly, so she could just be hoping you'll fall over."
Meanwhile, semi-related and found at Sebastian's place...
*"Collapsing gingerly" was not something I'd seen before.