Thursday, April 02, 2015

File under "Headlines I Thought I'd Never Read."

Coroner: Chainsaw Deaths Were Murder-Suicide

Killing someone else with a chainsaw is messed up enough on its own, but you gotta have some serious Want To to kill yourself with a chainsaw. Also, leaving your bodies for your kids to find? They make you wear a kerosene sweater in hell for that one, dude.