Me: "I really would like to go to that shotgun class, but even though it's a one day class, it's a five hour drive to Alliance, Ohio. That means that even if I can figure out an angle to get the class comped, we're talking two nights in a motel plus gas there and back and I just don't have that in the budget right now with everything else coming up..."
RX: "Plus, when's the 1500?"
Me: "That's this weekend, but I don't need to buy no more guns..." *my eyes bug and my hands fly to my mouth, accompanied by a horrified, high-pitched intake of breath* "Oh my God, what did I just say?"
RX: "Are you feeling okay?"