Books. Bikes. Boomsticks.
"The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." -A.E. van Vogt
Me: "You mean you don't turn the boxes of Doo Dads upside down on the grocery store shelf so they read 'Spep Oop'?"
RX: "Tamara, that's childish."
Me: "Yeah, and...?"
RX: "I am adultish."