Me: "$%&# internet. %$&# people. I %$@&ing hate people. I wish they'd all go play in traffic and get hit by buses."
RX: "Wouldn't work. You'd need people to drive the buses."
Me: "After the first round, you get half the bus drivers to get out and get run over by the other bus drivers and then keep doing that until there's only one guy left, and I beat him to his knees with a lead pipe."
RX: "You'd never get them all that way. They'd be making new little drivers in the back of the buses faster than you could run them over."
Me: "Can I put this on the internet?"
RX: "Sure. There's your blog content for the morning problem solved."