Phone: *RING! RING!*
Phone: "Hi! This is...*fake static*...Amy; I'm a Medicare advisor. How are you today?"
Me: "You're not a Medicare advisor, Amy. You're a robot."
Phone: "Great! Our records show that you are enrolled in Medicare or someone in your house is enrolled in Medicare. Is this right?"
Me: "Medicare makes me sooo hot, Amy. What are you wearing?"
Me: "Amy? Are you there? Did I not use the right keywords for your dialog tree?"