Dear Tamara 1996,
This letter is from Twenty Years Future You. I just wanted to let you know that the presidential candidates are Bill's wife and that Donald Trump guy that Spy magazine makes fun of all the time. You remember him, they put his brain in Bill the Cat for the last bit of Bloom County.
PS: I am absolutely not bullshitting you here.
PPS: Sorry about the Bob Dole thing. It gets worse.