tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post116741259748164663..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: Kids these days...Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-42725672677517451932008-10-22T21:40:00.000-04:002008-10-22T21:40:00.000-04:00I swear if you were any cooler you'd have condensa...I swear if you were any cooler you'd have condensation problems. Jim.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1167804785716015972007-01-03T01:13:00.000-05:002007-01-03T01:13:00.000-05:00When I was growing up, the best use for a bicycle ...<I>When I was growing up, the best use for a bicycle helmet would have been to prevent head injuries when the neighborhood kids beat the crap out of you for wearing a bicycle helmet.</I><BR/><BR/>Ha ha! I was just flipping through Kim Du Toit's blog and came here. That's too funny.<BR/><BR/><I>We need to weed out the slow and the stupid again.</I><BR/><BR/>That's the problem with civilization in general. It does a horrible job of it.The Zombieslayerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00739873812900433755noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1167752538801100562007-01-02T10:42:00.000-05:002007-01-02T10:42:00.000-05:00No kidding Bob - when I was in middle school, I wa...No kidding Bob - when I was in middle school, I was known by my first name at the local hospital. These days my parents would have been referred to CPS for child abuse. Not doing any favors for the kids with the no winners/losers approach - real life doesn't work like that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1167698241534079842007-01-01T19:37:00.000-05:002007-01-01T19:37:00.000-05:00Several years ago, I stopped by my old grade schoo...Several years ago, I stopped by my old grade school on a saturday and was wandering around on the playground when the principal strolls out of the building and asks if he can help me with anything.<BR/><BR/>I told him I went to school there years ago and asked him where the big tree was that used to grow where I was standing?<BR/><BR/>He told me they cut it down about 10 years earlier because the kids were jumping out of the swings and grabbing onto the tree branchs. <BR/><BR/>I replied "Damn, I tried that for years and could never reach the branches, the tree just wasn't big enough yet."<BR/><BR/>He smiled and said "Yeah, I tired to. But never got much more than a hand full of leaves."<BR/><BR/>So I asked him what the kids jump after now, and he said they aren't allowed to jump out of the swings anymore.<BR/><BR/>I told him he should be ashamed of himself and walked away. Two years later I drove by the playground again and there was a tree growing right where the old one used to be.<BR/><BR/>It will be years before it's big enough to reach from the swings. I figure they will take the swings down before then.Davidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10544740492673411817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1167646400349044272007-01-01T05:13:00.000-05:002007-01-01T05:13:00.000-05:00As a kid I fought in slingshot/acorn/chinaberry wa...As a kid I fought in slingshot/acorn/chinaberry wars; flew out of the seat of the tallest public playground swing set I've *ever* seen, bouncing off a persimmon tree and onto the top of a chain link fence; flew off a fast spinning merry-go-round and into a fence; fell too many times to count from the monkey bars; fell out of an oak tree and onto the roof of the house next door; mixed my own solid fuel rocket propellant in the garage; and played around construction sites for a freeway and for a bridge across the Mississippi River. <BR/><BR/>If all that had occurred these days my parents would be in jail for child endangerment, and that's unfortunate because they were letting me learn about life, chemistry, physics, and risk assessment. <BR/><BR/>I'm 61 today and I still have all my parts, though some show signs of wear. I've never had a serious accident, and I have to wonder if that early education via bumps and bruises didn't increase my odds of survival over the long haul.<BR/><BR/>Some lessons are learned better in the dirt.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1167637046078955032007-01-01T02:37:00.000-05:002007-01-01T02:37:00.000-05:00When I was small I ate deer poop, I thought they w...When I was small I ate deer poop, I thought they where raisins, I was young.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1167615655368676922006-12-31T20:40:00.000-05:002006-12-31T20:40:00.000-05:00I fought in many bb gun, dirt clod, acorn, and bot...I fought in many bb gun, dirt clod, acorn, and bottle rocket wars. I remember we used to use a long pipe (usually a piece of conduit or galvanized water pipe)that required one person to hold and aim, and another person to load the rear of the pipe with a couple bottle rockets and light the fuse. The advantage was the pipe at least got the bottle rocket going in the right direction for those long shots across the street or down the alley. We used to call it our "sniper pipe". A buddy had an old VW bus with a pop top, and we would ride around our small town in that old bus and shoot at people with our pipe. Never got in trouble (well not too much), and never got hurt so bad that I didn't heal from it.<BR/>I always let my kid take chances (they had a trampoline, rode bikes without helmets, gocart without seat belts), and they turned out just fine. I figured whatever didn't kill them would teach them what not to do next time.<BR/>People are raising a bunch of sheltered babies anymore, I can't imagine what people will be like 100 years from now if this keeps going at the rate it is right now. Probably have a hospital stay for a hang nail because they have no immune system to fight anything off anymore. They should have eaten more dirt clods.... =)Fairlane64https://www.blogger.com/profile/07533202359890824842noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1167613753866391302006-12-31T20:09:00.000-05:002006-12-31T20:09:00.000-05:00"Alright! the next person to GET hurt is in troubl...<I>"Alright! the next person to GET hurt is in trouble!" </I><BR/><BR/>Honestly, I thought I was the only mom on the entire planet ever to utter that particular threat.<BR/><BR/>Well, that one, and one other: "If you break both your legs doing that, don't come running to me for sympathy."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1167554693547315952006-12-31T03:44:00.000-05:002006-12-31T03:44:00.000-05:00By modern estimations I shouldn't be alive to writ...By modern estimations I shouldn't be alive to write this comment ;->Purple Avengerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11994076252416384045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1167554270254434962006-12-31T03:37:00.000-05:002006-12-31T03:37:00.000-05:00Tennessee Budd,"Pop Bottle Rockets" is what they w...Tennessee Budd,<BR/><BR/>"Pop Bottle Rockets" is what they were called. I think the only ones I ever shot out of a bottle were the first couple my grandfather bought for me when I was very young. <BR/><BR/>After that I started lighting them and throwing them into the air for a head start before they launched. I learned the hard way that sometimes when you threw them they would rotate in the air and shoot straight back at you. I shot my Dad that way one evening.<BR/><BR/>Later after my friends and I discovered that we could shoot them at each other that they really turned fun. You could pull the wrapper off a dozen, grab the end of the sticks and hold a lighter up to the fuzes and get a wonderful shotgun effect. But it did tend to scorch a bit because there were 12 of them going off in your hand instead of just one. <BR/><BR/>Several times I walked into the house and my mother thought I had been severely burned because of the black all over my face and arms. Other than a few small spark burns and a couple bruises from running into things in the dark I was unhurt.<BR/><BR/>When I was in college I made a battery powered launcher that used estes rocket motor igniters. It had a rotary switch that allowed you to cycle through the dozen rockets it would hold. It had an override button that would launch all 12 at once. It was time consuming to load, but had the advantage of not requiring you to carry a visible ignition source that would make you easier to target in the dark. Your opponents couldn't tell where you were until the rocket launched. You had to constantly shoot and run but that is how the game was played anyway.Davidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10544740492673411817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1167535934134557782006-12-30T22:32:00.000-05:002006-12-30T22:32:00.000-05:00I fought in pop bottle rocket wars, roman candle w...I fought in pop bottle rocket wars, roman candle wars, pine cone wars, dirt clog wars and countless tackle football (without pads or helmets) games. As a kid I probably earned more purple hearts than John Kerry.<BR/><BR/>The only time we ever had an adult step in to stop us was when my mom caught us shooting lighted firecrackers at each other with a wrist rocket. She didn't take either of them away from us, she just made us stop shooting at each other. <BR/><BR/>My grandmother did get pretty angry at us for shooting at each other with lighter fluid powered tennis ball guns. She thought it was stupid to waste expensive lighter fluid that way. When we could just throw the tennis balls at each other. She didn't understand that the flames and explosion were the best part of tennis ball wars.<BR/><BR/>We never shot BBs at each other. None of us had BB guns. My parents bought me a 22 rifle for my 12th birthday. I got a Winchester Model 94 30-30 for my 16th birthday. My grandfather gave me his 12 guage shotgun when I was 17. My Dad gave me his 45-70 for a college graduation gift. He finally bought me a BB gun for my 35th birthday. I guess he figured I was finally old enough not to shoot someone's eye out with it.Davidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10544740492673411817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1167493422697552442006-12-30T10:43:00.000-05:002006-12-30T10:43:00.000-05:00I pretty much crushed my knee-cap ice-skating when...I pretty much crushed my knee-cap ice-skating when I was about 11, and my mom never even took me to the doctor. It's still mostly intact, but there's a huge dent in it and I have little pea-sized wodges of bone floating about in there, 30 years later. <BR/><BR/>What you said about Darwinism is exactly what I've been saying - some people are too profoundly stupid to live, and shouldn't be passing their genes on to anyone.phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1167462080088663632006-12-30T02:01:00.000-05:002006-12-30T02:01:00.000-05:00Dirt Clod Wars were the best. I remember my broth...Dirt Clod Wars were the best. I remember my brother taking one in the mouth - had to scrape it out with a stick and walk him a half-mile to get water...then right back to it.<BR/><BR/>The "lets-see-what-we-can-make-out-of-this-that-is-cool" was great too. Still have the scar - parents never found out.<BR/><BR/>Five Words:<BR/><BR/>Chemistry Set Army Men Explosives<BR/><BR/>Sweet memories.trainerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05864994498681719476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1167460407648348712006-12-30T01:33:00.000-05:002006-12-30T01:33:00.000-05:00"Day-umn. Wish I'd written that.""Day-umn. Wish I'd written that."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1167454784542170452006-12-29T23:59:00.000-05:002006-12-29T23:59:00.000-05:00"That which does not kill us, makes us stronger." ..."That which does not kill us, makes us stronger." Still true today as the day it was penned. I remember BB gun wars, bottle rocket wars, dirt clod wars, hell we fought with anything and everything and we all survived.<BR/><BR/>My sister-in-law is raising her two sons right (16 and 14 now). Several years ago we were at their house visiting and the local wild things were fighting with sticks (as young boys are prone to do). There were the usual yells and war cries and occasionally a rather loud pain cry, when my sister-in-law decreed; "Alright! the next person to GET hurt is in trouble!" The fighting didn't stop, but the bitching and crying did.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1167450805613165642006-12-29T22:53:00.000-05:002006-12-29T22:53:00.000-05:00"ANYONE our age have an allergy to peanut butter??..."ANYONE our age have an allergy to peanut butter??? We'd have all starved!"<BR/><BR/>Actually a good friend of mine did, the difference between then and now is at from 10 years old until we graduated high school. I carried in my bike bag or kept in my school locker a syringe and epinephrine or adrenaline and was to administer it if he started having an anaphylactic reaction. That sort of behavior would cause the powers that be to lose their collective minds now days.<BR/><BR/>MikeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1167448288164941112006-12-29T22:11:00.000-05:002006-12-29T22:11:00.000-05:00I blame all this coddling for the drastic increase...I blame all this coddling for the drastic increase in allergies and ADHD in today's kid. I mean, did<BR/>ANYONE our age have an allergy to peanut butter??? We'd have all starved!<BR/><BR/>MelAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1167447791922794562006-12-29T22:03:00.000-05:002006-12-29T22:03:00.000-05:00I never had a helmet to wear while riding my bike ...I never had a helmet to wear while riding my bike as a kid, but I do remember wishing I was provided with an athletic cup on more than one occasion.I blame lawyers and stupid law suits as to what we face now regarding the over coddling and super sensitive, liberal parenting of modern day kids. As usual Tam, your observations are right on the mark.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1167429693870521442006-12-29T17:01:00.000-05:002006-12-29T17:01:00.000-05:00I still haven't figured out how I made it thru the...I still haven't figured out how I made it thru the 70's as a kid. We had dirt clod fights, spear throwing, the 3 Stoodges on TV, and various other things that these modern nannies would lose their minds over! I turned out okay ( somewhat ) without having rode a bicycle around without a helmet on!<BR/><BR/>Joe R.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1167414878626860192006-12-29T12:54:00.000-05:002006-12-29T12:54:00.000-05:00"today we sap and impurify kid's precious bodily f..."today we sap and impurify kid's precious bodily fluids"<BR/><BR/>Thank you, General Ripper!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1167413465266969842006-12-29T12:31:00.000-05:002006-12-29T12:31:00.000-05:00Couldn't agree more. One of the worst symptoms of...Couldn't agree more. One of the worst symptoms of this is the no-scorekeeping, everyone-gets-a-trophy sporting events for little tykes. <BR/><BR/>The kids actually hate it. It goes against human nature to ignore the score of a competitive game and pretend winning doesn't matter. The kids know better and keep track in their heads. <BR/><BR/>Heaven forfend we should crush someone's fragile, developing psyche by letting them know they actually lost a baseball game. Next stop - bell tower.3yellowdogshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05712939478945326641noreply@blogger.com