tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post1304071095461739998..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: Because the Wicked Witch has been done to death...Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-17141352065868668722013-11-01T08:32:38.805-04:002013-11-01T08:32:38.805-04:00I'm going as a computer geek. That is to say,...I'm going as a computer geek. That is to say, I will be sitting at the computer while my wife answers the door.<br /><br />Halloween is not my favorite holiday. This is the first time in years that we've even planned to be home for it.Fuzzy Curmudgeonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03802539927743643041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-6138112915335501722013-11-01T02:23:46.624-04:002013-11-01T02:23:46.624-04:00Hold a clipboard and declare "I'm from th...Hold a clipboard and declare "I'm from the government and I'm here to help you." Terrifies mere mundanes.Ednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-48653202578057908572013-10-31T20:27:20.964-04:002013-10-31T20:27:20.964-04:00@gfa: A real grown-up would have said an 'adul...@gfa: <i>A real grown-up would have said an 'adult'.</i><br />In the immortal words of the sage Buffy Summers, Hallow e'en is "Come as you aren't night.<br /><br />Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go trade this Victorian bankers outfit in for a cardigan and some boat shoes. <br />Won't you be my friend?Dranghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08082177597135236652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-71273045039670608952013-10-31T19:06:43.371-04:002013-10-31T19:06:43.371-04:00I've decided to get a jump on Christmas, and g...I've decided to get a jump on Christmas, and go as Scrooge. "Bah, humbug!"Dranghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08082177597135236652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-76360384375807672572013-10-31T17:41:37.253-04:002013-10-31T17:41:37.253-04:00I'll have the same costume tonight that I alwa...I'll have the same costume tonight that I always trot out at Halloween. Some years ago I found some small rubber goat horns in a color that matches my skin tone. Nonchalantly handing out candy dressed normally with the horns, the sub 4-year-old crowd are awestruck and nearly too terrified to take the candy.<br /><br />"Are those real?"<br />"Yes."<br />"They're not!"<br /><br />It just depends on what your definition of what "real" is.<br />Windy Wilsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01951254236693386401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-87298968836007156922013-10-31T16:42:24.920-04:002013-10-31T16:42:24.920-04:00Since. presumably, the age of 8?Since. presumably, the age of 8?JChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02448124833598565813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-31179898960983787342013-10-31T13:55:11.261-04:002013-10-31T13:55:11.261-04:00gfa,
Indeed.gfa,<br /><br />Indeed.Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-52844675117977697762013-10-31T13:31:52.072-04:002013-10-31T13:31:52.072-04:00A real grown-up would have said an 'adult'...A real grown-up would have said an 'adult'.<br /><br />gfaGuffaw in AZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15356210589713923042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1137623736626885292013-10-31T13:24:56.925-04:002013-10-31T13:24:56.925-04:00Today I saw a man walking into our local electroni...Today I saw a man walking into our local electronics store, wearing a simple white T-shirt on which he had written in black marker:<br /><br />Error 404: Costume Not Foundmikeenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-55564151672677950432013-10-31T11:04:16.265-04:002013-10-31T11:04:16.265-04:00I am going as a mid-level government funtionary. ...I am going as a mid-level government funtionary. Should scare the Be-jesus out of people.Matthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18176167494666126324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-11847804900351712982013-10-31T09:58:30.155-04:002013-10-31T09:58:30.155-04:00My 6 year old daughter was pressing me with that q...My 6 year old daughter was pressing me with that question last night.<br /><br />I finally replied in a stern tone of voice "daddy".Scott Jnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-8003217056418946332013-10-31T09:33:52.250-04:002013-10-31T09:33:52.250-04:00Amen!Amen!bluesunhttp://deadmandance.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-81164315698385645462013-10-31T09:29:18.763-04:002013-10-31T09:29:18.763-04:00WHAT? But your Tactical Barbie costume has so muc...WHAT? But your Tactical Barbie costume has so much verisimilitude!Tirnohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12545609711956034630noreply@blogger.com