tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post1618127219836596412..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: Rule 1: All guns are always loaded, insha'Allah.Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger59125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-9098493139788223132013-03-08T23:42:54.871-05:002013-03-08T23:42:54.871-05:00Jesus' balls. Wow.Jesus' balls. Wow.J.R.Shirleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08498164179579546593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-70072468936316673802013-03-07T22:53:25.980-05:002013-03-07T22:53:25.980-05:00I don't buy it...where's all the spent bra...I don't buy it...where's all the spent brass? Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-50385284674363171882013-03-06T03:31:11.472-05:002013-03-06T03:31:11.472-05:00Everyone there really wanted to have the last word...Everyone there really wanted to have the last word. <br /><br />I think perhaps our communications problems with the middle east are less about culture and more about hearing loss. <br /><br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00391535113209714025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-87606872972936326802013-03-06T00:40:42.500-05:002013-03-06T00:40:42.500-05:00P.s. Oh, at risk of seeming to be an horrible Rac...P.s. Oh, at risk of seeming to be an horrible Raciss! and getting Roberta even angrier at me, may I just say, They Are Not Like Us.Justthisguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17277333206171756636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-4393108328626253762013-03-06T00:27:01.697-05:002013-03-06T00:27:01.697-05:00@Tam @7:55:
I think that's a Bismarck quote, ...@Tam @7:55:<br /><br />I think that's a Bismarck quote, to wit:<br /><br />"The Good Lord looks out for drunkards, small children, and the United States of America."<br /><br />I am afeared that our country may have exhausted His patience. Owhell, He still puts up with my drinking.Justthisguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17277333206171756636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-76126875000476251922013-03-06T00:20:48.872-05:002013-03-06T00:20:48.872-05:00Reminds me of something I read in "Seven Pill...Reminds me of something I read in "Seven Pillars of Wisdom." It seems that most of the Arabs with whom Lawrence hung out were reasonably careful with their guns, but there was this one guy, who when he engaged in joy shots, was not careful where he pointed the thing. Unfortunately, he was a politically very important guy there and then, so everybody else had to grit their teeth and try to duck behind cover.Justthisguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17277333206171756636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-61842258664220336302013-03-05T22:06:51.934-05:002013-03-05T22:06:51.934-05:00ASM826,
"And we're more free? However st...ASM826,<br /><br />"<i>And we're more free? However stupid this is, they have full auto Ak-47s and can fire them at weddings.</i>"<br /><br />That's easy for you to say. You could drive in Saudi Arabia.Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-90089541960205701722013-03-05T22:05:46.817-05:002013-03-05T22:05:46.817-05:00B,
"You have a caps lock key. Press it. Once...B,<br /><br />"<i>You have a caps lock key. Press it. Once only....</i>"<br /><br />Because you are a decent human being, if you knew why he was typing in all caps, you'd feel about six inches tall for having typed what you did.Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-73328271200571374872013-03-05T20:26:33.177-05:002013-03-05T20:26:33.177-05:00Heh. I was waiting for some genius to run out of ...Heh. I was waiting for some genius to run out of ammo and continue the celebration by lighting off his car-bomb.RabidAlienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07035887632706442114noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-17152177756462015172013-03-05T19:29:28.668-05:002013-03-05T19:29:28.668-05:00I like the nickel and gold plated Wedding AK's...I like the nickel and gold plated Wedding AK's. oghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07551049745184408924noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-63270453735215263272013-03-05T17:27:48.335-05:002013-03-05T17:27:48.335-05:00What did these maroons do before firearms? Throw t...What did these maroons do before firearms? Throw their spears up into the air while shouting? Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08015544320906146949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-428956191205490832013-03-05T16:55:50.784-05:002013-03-05T16:55:50.784-05:00These guys are the Jamaican Bobsled Team of the gu...<i>These guys are the Jamaican Bobsled Team of the gun world.</i><br /><br />If I were Jamaican, I'd be quite offended by that.Calebhttp://gunnuts.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-70153887125120003912013-03-05T16:51:28.880-05:002013-03-05T16:51:28.880-05:00I was almost part of terrible international incide...I was almost part of terrible international incident. My battalion was riding through Kuwait City in '91 a couple of days after the war ended. People were waving and cheering - but we were still pretty twitchy. <br /><br />Some idiot on the street decides to salute us with an AK burst in the air. I can't tell you how close we came to killing him and everyone near him. Bramnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-21646947114670758912013-03-05T16:45:39.561-05:002013-03-05T16:45:39.561-05:00pdb - The AK is an icon for some reason. The Saud...pdb - The AK is an icon for some reason. The Saudi Army had G3's and MP5's until they were replaced with AUG's - all far better weapons. With their cash, they could have any rifle in the world - they chose the AK. Bramnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-66355759106278231382013-03-05T16:25:10.059-05:002013-03-05T16:25:10.059-05:00Just kids having fun. It reminds me of some of ou...Just kids having fun. It reminds me of some of our high school keggers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-91906854149733326302013-03-05T15:40:07.703-05:002013-03-05T15:40:07.703-05:00B said...
Navigator:
You have a caps loc...B said...<br /><br /> Navigator:<br /><br /> You have a caps lock key. Press it. Once only. Make the little light on your keyboard go off<br /><br /> Try typing like an adult, not a 12 year old.<br /><br /><br />Not sure why, but Nav can only send in all caps. I think the most popular theory is that he's on the far side of Mars. I think he's The Dread Lord Cthulhu, and Old Ones can use all caps if they want.Ted Nnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-65436675361164992142013-03-05T15:28:57.621-05:002013-03-05T15:28:57.621-05:00the fininsh on the automobiles? they don't car...the fininsh on the automobiles? they don't care. if it gets dinged by the crappy soviet ammo they just give it to their Phillipino house boy and buy another one.Critterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04452486400885521156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1319149458357996172013-03-05T14:50:11.154-05:002013-03-05T14:50:11.154-05:00One thing not mentioned is the common man does not...One thing not mentioned is the common man does not to have a gun, only those of important status. Of course I believe about half the male population are princes or something. Funny place. It is Who you know not what you know. All the best. <br />David Reader.................Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-61912493804279320972013-03-05T12:25:39.167-05:002013-03-05T12:25:39.167-05:00Mr. Darwin will have his sacrifice. When your cult...Mr. Darwin will have his sacrifice. When your culture's idea of a precision weapon is a suicide vest, this is what family gatherings look like.<br /><br />Nota bene that the Olympics seldom witness the spectacle of an emirate deploying precision shooters. These guys are the Jamaican Bobsled Team of the gun world.<br /><br />Now visualize what the Empire State Bldg. cop shooting looks like in Riyadh etc., and you'll have enough facepalm to meet your monthly dosage requirement.Aesophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07834464741531503378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-45876641047592216152013-03-05T12:00:47.688-05:002013-03-05T12:00:47.688-05:00Yeesh. I couldn't watch the whole thing. And t...Yeesh. I couldn't watch the whole thing. And the anti-war left wonders why we mistakenly bomb weddings out that way...Cybrluditehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02222195374935367060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-13414031167114620332013-03-05T11:46:48.367-05:002013-03-05T11:46:48.367-05:000_0
That's all I have to say.0_0<br /><br />That's all I have to say.Crotalusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-84055522154591251422013-03-05T11:37:14.030-05:002013-03-05T11:37:14.030-05:00And we're more free? However stupid this is, t...And we're more free? However stupid this is, they have full auto Ak-47s and can fire them at weddings. ASM826https://www.blogger.com/profile/04017388670319590449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-40212065853937399792013-03-05T11:36:58.422-05:002013-03-05T11:36:58.422-05:00There is a sort of rhythm to the wedding video. So...There is a sort of rhythm to the wedding video. Sort of like talking drums (rimshot).Chas S. Cliftonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00923547685265741325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-73493432718638737932013-03-05T11:21:29.762-05:002013-03-05T11:21:29.762-05:00I feel bad for their roofer
Don't. He's ...<i>I feel bad for their roofer</i> <br /><br />Don't. He's laughing all the way to the bank. Joannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10952078709114872197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-54895058597029783272013-03-05T10:37:28.851-05:002013-03-05T10:37:28.851-05:00I feel bad for their rooferI feel bad for their rooferWebnoreply@blogger.com