tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post1731386662888608288..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: Amongst some hippie drivel at HuffPo...Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-80992678365408607102009-06-06T23:34:39.777-04:002009-06-06T23:34:39.777-04:00Plants share 98% of our DNA. Plants are our cousin...<i>Plants share 98% of our DNA. Plants are our cousins as well. Perhaps they should not eat anything except dirt.</i><br /><br />There's a theory that life started out as a type of dirt.<br /><br />When we start to protect the dignity of dirt, that will include the right to not be humiliated, so the phrase "dumb as dirt" will have to go...Josephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04720409839023747889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-89712991724393413312009-06-06T01:54:16.378-04:002009-06-06T01:54:16.378-04:00Reads as if it was written for kids.
Or written b...Reads as if it was written for kids.<br /><br />Or written by someone who isn't a very good writer.<br /><br />Or both!!Josephnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-84497380050067662062009-06-06T01:32:40.161-04:002009-06-06T01:32:40.161-04:00Wow,thats so wrong. I wish the writer could meet t...Wow,thats so wrong. I wish the writer could meet the liberals in my family, they pack guns and like the taste of Bambi.Bucknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-57572937554338592672009-06-06T00:34:15.576-04:002009-06-06T00:34:15.576-04:00Don't forget that the book the aliens brought ...Don't forget that the book the aliens brought with them when they came "to serve man", was a cookbook.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-9705885196144072392009-06-05T23:11:27.356-04:002009-06-05T23:11:27.356-04:00Be careful in the HuffPo comments section; it'...Be careful in the HuffPo comments section; it's infested with Zortian Brain Leeches. Many a good person has read one post too many and... *<i>slurp!</i>* ...half their cerebellum, gone out their ear canal.Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-5247531695318586892009-06-05T22:33:11.770-04:002009-06-05T22:33:11.770-04:00Best quote from the comments section of that artic...Best quote from the comments section of that article:<br /><br />Sure, I'll be a vegetarian----When meat grow on trees.<br /><br />Now, show me the way to the baby back ribs tree.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-43579009314330268212009-06-05T21:05:15.634-04:002009-06-05T21:05:15.634-04:00Don't forget our bastard stepchildren - the ma...Don't forget our bastard stepchildren - the mashed potatoes, steamed veggies and fruit. Lots and lots of fruit. Which would explain the existence of Dawkins.OrangeNeckInNYnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-17767402317950610162009-06-05T20:47:02.279-04:002009-06-05T20:47:02.279-04:00Me, I just had some deer meat tacos (well, I'd...Me, I just had some deer meat tacos (well, I'd call them fajitas but for the fact that Fajitas are actually skirt steak) and I gotta tell you, nothing beats eating your brother Bambi. <br /><br />"Mothurrr!!"<br /><br />Vegetarian. it's what's for dinner.ognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-55058375646566192272009-06-05T20:33:21.058-04:002009-06-05T20:33:21.058-04:00Quote: "Plants share 98% of our DNA. Plants a...Quote: "Plants share 98% of our DNA. Plants are our cousins as well. Perhaps they should not eat anything except dirt."<br /><br />You would EAT Mother EARTH? What kind of monster are you who would eat his own MOTHER?alathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07774862634576632497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-85009893263063526912009-06-05T20:26:56.904-04:002009-06-05T20:26:56.904-04:00The family that eats together . . . .The family that eats together . . . .Hunsdonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05188706369004532171noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-82475723732965477932009-06-05T19:38:42.587-04:002009-06-05T19:38:42.587-04:00Well, I made the attempt to read that tripe, but s...Well, I made the attempt to read that tripe, but since I haven't (d)evolved the special gill slits needed to not only drink, but indeed to <i>breathe</i> the kool-aid, I didn't get too far.<br /><br />Now I need to have my netbook exorcised... <br /><br />WV: breac. What I want to do to the kneecaps of HuffPosters...Dranghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08082177597135236652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-80606966060245464142009-06-05T19:07:38.580-04:002009-06-05T19:07:38.580-04:00"PETA ---People Eating Tasty Animals!! Yum!&q..."PETA ---People Eating Tasty Animals!! Yum!"<br /><br />Pretty much what I was going to say... MMmmmm meat *homer drool mode*Mikaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04894602732468692375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-73435699775491929232009-06-05T18:40:11.312-04:002009-06-05T18:40:11.312-04:00...the Morlocks are prolly the remnants of contrib......the Morlocks are prolly the remnants of contributors to the Democratic Underground site. <br /><br />After all, s'not much of a step for their viral moral cannibalism, to go actual in a pinch. <br /><br />Ask the Russians how that all worked out under Uncle Josef,when he 're-distributed' agricultural products from the producers to "the masses."<br /><br />John, the Red.<br /><br />------<br />and 'flably' seems so apt for the discussion. Not sure how much nutrition in flably, as opposed to fitly. But the DemUnder's are sure to have a correct opinion, n'est pas?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-22588462530273017042009-06-05T18:21:54.643-04:002009-06-05T18:21:54.643-04:00I'm just impressed that you can can dredge thr...I'm just impressed that you can can dredge throught the slime that is Huffpo. Years ago I used to try and read them in the interest of intellectul fairness, along with the the KOStards and DUmmies. After ten minutes I'd usually be in a shaking white faced rage...<br /><br /><br />wv Blyton <br /><br />i.e. Huffpo is a blight on the interwebz.B.S. philosopherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991238092700083612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-55619978068571555192009-06-05T17:52:20.004-04:002009-06-05T17:52:20.004-04:00PETA ---People Eating Tasty Animals!! Yum!
I coul...PETA ---People Eating Tasty Animals!! Yum!<br /><br />I could only skim this. My stomach can only stand so much.<br />But I have several questions for Kathy. . .<br />What is the lifestyle of these future peoples? What is their standard of living, compared to today? What is used for fuel for transportation, and heating, and manufactoring? What is their diet, if they don't eat meat, and they're so gentle, how can they even stand to grow, harvest (kill), mutulate, chop and eat plants? Under what form of government do they live? It surely can't be a Republic? And if the future people are so gentle, then probably someone else who is meaner and tougher has conquered the U-S-of-no-longer-A.<br /><br />Please answer as many questions as you can, and explain your answers in current real-world terms, and not dreamy-eyed liberal-loony-leftist terms.<br /><br />Thank you for your time while awake,<br /><br />Herr Professor B Woodman<br />IIIAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-71894109021645799332009-06-05T17:03:22.522-04:002009-06-05T17:03:22.522-04:00Ah, me. Not exactly Swiftian satire, but the auth...Ah, me. Not exactly Swiftian satire, but the author is trying.<br /><br />Very trying.<br /><br />Giggle-snort.<br /><br />And so, dear friends, off to the steak house.<br /><br />ArtAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-42331960802742265982009-06-05T16:06:06.941-04:002009-06-05T16:06:06.941-04:00Jesus Haploid Christ. I couldn't get more tha...Jesus Haploid Christ. I couldn't get more than a few skimmed paragraphs in before I wanted to shriek and bash the author in the head with a bone like the opening of "2001".<br /><br />SO MUCH WRONG. Including Dickie Dawkins as a "foremost evolutionary scientist of his time". Don't get me wrong, he introduced some important concepts that did change the way people thought about evolution, but he also turned out to be wrong in most of the particulars. What he was was probably the best WRITER on the subject I have ever read- at least until he decided his time would be better spent nagging his fellow sapiens.LabRathttp://www.atomicnerds.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-8744680072703207132009-06-05T16:03:20.994-04:002009-06-05T16:03:20.994-04:00We had a nice conservative local high school kid i...We had a nice conservative local high school kid in town here a while back that was offered a scholarship to go to Berkeley. During his second summer home I asked how he could stand to be surrounded by all those whack-job liberals. He told me - "I like it there. If a natural disaster ever strikes and we are left to fend for ourselves, I'm so gonna own that entire town and everyone in it."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-64999855195983483682009-06-05T15:51:08.613-04:002009-06-05T15:51:08.613-04:00don't know what the hell is wrong with you peo...don't know what the hell is wrong with you people. i very much appreciate the attitude of the prof and his adherents. and if i'm ever shipwrecked or in a plane crash in the himalayas, i hope to have several chubby ones there to keep me...um...company. <br /><br />jtcthe pawnbrokerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16643081755036536592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-23973188650628945472009-06-05T14:30:53.273-04:002009-06-05T14:30:53.273-04:00Following up crankylitprof's comment, the more...Following up crankylitprof's comment, the more I look around me the more I think the morlocks got a bad shake in _The Time Machine_.aczarnowskinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-63590475323116221612009-06-05T14:04:57.226-04:002009-06-05T14:04:57.226-04:00Jesus H. Fuckbuckets.
I read that piece and wonde...Jesus H. Fuckbuckets.<br /><br />I read that piece and wonder how in holy Hell the Eloi on the left are even around and in charge.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-61427144434827879822009-06-05T13:27:22.391-04:002009-06-05T13:27:22.391-04:00we're all good until cats evolve thumbs. Then ...<i>we're all good until cats evolve thumbs. Then we're f*cked.</i><br /><br />Not unless they evolve .50 cals about 5 minutes afterwards.Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-22184355294931619292009-06-05T13:18:35.692-04:002009-06-05T13:18:35.692-04:00Had Strangegun not beat me to it, I would simply h...Had Strangegun not beat me to it, I would simply have noted that we're all good until cats evolve thumbs. Then we're f*cked.<br /><br />JimAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-32669499434028416932009-06-05T13:04:21.718-04:002009-06-05T13:04:21.718-04:00MEAT. It's what's for dinner!MEAT. It's what's for dinner!Mike W.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03425962910696301026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-62388179619541660022009-06-05T13:04:13.949-04:002009-06-05T13:04:13.949-04:00Wow self-satire at its finest or was the writer se...Wow self-satire at its finest or was the writer serious? I doubt I could even begin to write something like that and keep a straight face. If the author actually believes that drivel there is no hope for her.<br />Rey BAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com