tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post287084944666449450..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: Mentally disabled commenter of the day.Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger49125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-62153891112544785212014-01-16T19:15:48.633-05:002014-01-16T19:15:48.633-05:00Tam,
I like your belt-fed full-auto Snark gun. W...Tam,<br /><br />I like your belt-fed full-auto Snark gun. Well played. Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05617763374449446935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-71973032953127686822014-01-16T18:30:37.784-05:002014-01-16T18:30:37.784-05:00I so wanted to be the one who posted a facetious ...I so wanted to be the one who posted a facetious comment about Tam secretly being anti-gun, and that was why she was "vaguely squicked" at the whole thing.<br /><br />I thought, no, that's not really all that funny or imaginative, and besides someone would accuse me of being a dolt and hurt my internet feelings and all that.<br /><br />And then real life happened...<br /><br />shrimpnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-7108549329637152662014-01-16T17:35:27.960-05:002014-01-16T17:35:27.960-05:00When I was a kid my Mom would sometimes make cream...When I was a kid my Mom would sometimes make creamed tuna and serve it over waffles for dinner.<br /><br />God, am I glad I hadn't heard the word "twatwaffle" then or I might have gotten myself in big trouble. As in "Go to your room and wait until your father comes home. From Vietnam."Steve Skubinnanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-77115760716709513582014-01-16T15:44:37.383-05:002014-01-16T15:44:37.383-05:00Oh poor AOL.
I got started on AOL back when I was...Oh poor AOL.<br /><br />I got started on AOL back when I was macnewb with a 128k thin Mac ...<br /><br />I 'spose its rep will never recover from USENET's <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September" rel="nofollow">Eternal September.</a><br /><br />Nope, I'm sorry, you cannot get that denizen from alt.tasteless banned from AOL for those cat recipes ( although crossposting them to rec.pets.cats did get a a bunch of them the usenet death penalty ).Kristophrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08370888276707569365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-25852679385344362692014-01-16T11:36:55.759-05:002014-01-16T11:36:55.759-05:00Cletia?
Lurleen?
Why not compromise: LuCletia
LuC...Cletia?<br />Lurleen?<br />Why not compromise: LuCletia <br />LuCletia BoresYa.Thornharphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00628194594931646485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-88897145110515754522014-01-16T10:33:45.972-05:002014-01-16T10:33:45.972-05:00Dunno how the magic elf box changed "post&quo...Dunno how the magic elf box changed "post" to "terrorist" but it did. Dang fat fingers, or something.Ted Nhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13170755292170419994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-4242055272653281672014-01-16T09:25:33.764-05:002014-01-16T09:25:33.764-05:00ONe would need to be banned from the "Armed M...ONe would need to be banned from the "Armed Mommy" Facebook page to go there.<br /><br />In order to be banned from the "Armed Mommy" Facebook page, one would need to actually post, or at least attempt to post, there.<br /><br />Sadly, I do not qualify for this major award.<br /><br />(Double-extra sad, actually, since it was partly my use of the word "twatwaffle" in a post that instigated the current language policy at p-f.com.)Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-46246970676715866432014-01-16T09:04:45.282-05:002014-01-16T09:04:45.282-05:00I hear that Twatwaffle Island is nice this time of...I hear that Twatwaffle Island is nice this time of year. Send us a postcard?Mike in KYnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-40476694664892829372014-01-16T00:00:53.142-05:002014-01-16T00:00:53.142-05:00The Armed Mommy and kin pics are not about the Sec...The Armed Mommy and kin pics are not about the Second Amendment. They might, possibly, have something to do with self defense. Maybe.<br /><br />But they are provocative. They are hostile. And they are the worst kind of snake-oil-salesman type hype. Fit for a trailer for a skin flick, maybe (I wouldn't be interested), the pics won't accomplish anything positive in the lives of responsible gun owners, nor in those in danger or at risk, including those serving under tyrants, that would benefit from increased gun ownership.<br /><br />Tam, your personal form of gun pron centers around nifty objects, their uses and histories, and their features.<br /><br />Apparently, gun pron like Armed Mommy, and that ilk, is out there, too. Heck, I saw previews of that kind of thing in "Head Office", with Danny Devito and Judge Reinhold, in the runway scene (armed beefcake brandishing weapons for sale).Brad K.https://www.blogger.com/profile/18378344866487206569noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-20595130441593388542014-01-15T23:52:46.411-05:002014-01-15T23:52:46.411-05:00Ahhh, they don't know you very well, do they?!...Ahhh, they don't know you very well, do they?!? This means WAR! /Bugs Bunny voice offJeffrohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06873138122305060834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-59162526524595141722014-01-15T22:22:55.118-05:002014-01-15T22:22:55.118-05:00Dear Tam and friends:
reading the comments tonigh...Dear Tam and friends:<br /><br />reading the comments tonight have made me grin for the first time in a long, flu - addled day.<br /><br />I had no idea Tamara was the Tokyo Rose of the Brady bunch.<br /><br />Regards<br />GKTGreg Tagnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-23842356299763503262014-01-15T21:53:46.630-05:002014-01-15T21:53:46.630-05:00Ees Internet. Ees not safe from lackwits.
Sigh. ...Ees Internet. Ees not safe from lackwits.<br /><br />Sigh. We have constructed the most supple instrument of learning ever seen in these crystalline spheres and nobody can be bothered to read through archives. Diogenes was right.Borepatchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05029434172945099693noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-25276118140698788582014-01-15T20:41:37.607-05:002014-01-15T20:41:37.607-05:00Prof. Moriarty,
I suspect Tam's banner would ...Prof. Moriarty,<br /><br />I suspect Tam's banner would be in the blue and white commonly tied to S&W.<br /><br />BGMBGMillerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02848795924399360183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-34390199229527757562014-01-15T20:33:28.844-05:002014-01-15T20:33:28.844-05:00Too bad. I used to enjoy reading this blog, but s...Too bad. I used to enjoy reading this blog, but since Tam's been outed not only must I stop reading but I must now retroactively dislike, hate even, all the times I was here before.<br /><br />Well, the scales have fallen from my eyes, Ms. Tam Brady-Shumer-Feinstein. Enjoy that sweet Bloomberg money.Steve Skubinnanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-28581061449442637402014-01-15T20:24:54.800-05:002014-01-15T20:24:54.800-05:00NotClausewitz,
We've only had Comment Moderat...NotClausewitz,<br /><br />We've only had Comment Moderation turned on for a couple months, so I understand it can take a little while to get the hang of not double- and triple-tapping your "Dumb Person" jokes into the ether waiting for them to get approved.<br /><br />Complaints can be sent to my AOL email address. ;)Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-40881823846105887512014-01-15T20:09:34.961-05:002014-01-15T20:09:34.961-05:00It's not Cletitia? Facebook is what replaced ...It's not Cletitia? Facebook is what replaced AOL, and that under-the-bell-curve population shift was rapid. The fact that they haven't all signed-up for Obamacare already should be a red flag to the Gov.NotClauswitzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14358707844087117280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-4787008921068897172014-01-15T20:05:37.146-05:002014-01-15T20:05:37.146-05:00Facebook, it's what replaced AOL. Go there at...Facebook, it's what replaced AOL. Go there at your peril.NotClauswitzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14358707844087117280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-28470658044709253102014-01-15T19:43:32.465-05:002014-01-15T19:43:32.465-05:00It's not their fault you're obviously anti...It's not their fault you're <i>obviously anti-gun</i>, Tam.<br /><br />Sigivaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16152366541957466049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-60458781669213402212014-01-15T19:35:43.072-05:002014-01-15T19:35:43.072-05:00So, are you going to make a Forsaken warrior named...So, are you going to make a Forsaken warrior named "Lurleen"?<br /><br />Dumb and dead as a doornail.<br />Kristophrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08370888276707569365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-26380642133058603892014-01-15T18:52:51.114-05:002014-01-15T18:52:51.114-05:00I, for one, love it when the Window Lickers come o...I, for one, love it when the Window Lickers come out to play.<br /><br />It's even better when they pick a fight with Tam. I'm with Farm.Dad and I'll take an extra squeeze of phoney movie theater butter with my popcorn.<br /><br />Say, if I wanted to wave a flag, what are your colors, Tam? Crimson and Gold like Gryffindor? Professor James Moriartyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07998043021546485959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-6140302187590039352014-01-15T18:50:04.728-05:002014-01-15T18:50:04.728-05:00One of my favorite people in my day-to-day life is...One of my favorite people in my day-to-day life is one of the baggers at a local grocery store. Hr reminds me of Mr. Hooper on <i>Sesame Street</i> from when I was little.<br /><br />For whatever reason, he doesn't have any multi-tasking ability at all. You can walk by him and wave, and he just doesn't process the fact that you're there.<br /><br />But when he's taking your groceries out? You have his <i>absolute undivided</i> attention. Most folks have never had <i>anybody's</i> absolute undivided attention. It's awesome. <br /><br />I'd like to hang out with him some, but I hate being forward, so I just treasure those little intervals of interaction I do get.Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-51531725928039514812014-01-15T18:07:59.248-05:002014-01-15T18:07:59.248-05:00This is why you never go full retard hammer!
They...This is why you never go full retard hammer!<br /><br />They come out of the woodwork to have the diagnosis confirmed by a hammered professional.<br /><br />After you're done with this, you could be a pro arm wrestler from swinging the hammer to build muscles.Angus McThaghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09295013525738248801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-28367213361245307632014-01-15T17:15:51.938-05:002014-01-15T17:15:51.938-05:00Because if you're really pro-gun, that means y...Because if you're really pro-gun, that means you have to be pro-any-kind-of-behavior-whatsoever-involving-guns-or-ammo.<br /><br />If you think swallowing a case of 200gr .45 LRN bullets is inadvisable, you are an enthusiastic Brady Campaign supporter. If you think that beating yourself over the head with an M-1 Garand is idiotic and potentially harmful, you are, by definition, Charles Schumer and Dianne Fienstein rolled into one.<br /><br />This sort of "mind"-set is pretty much endemic to all of our politics these days. <br /><br />Alath<br />Carmel INAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-80652756172662341432014-01-15T17:05:16.566-05:002014-01-15T17:05:16.566-05:00Stuart the Viking,
The attire is not the point.Stuart the Viking,<br /><br />The attire is not the point.Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-84601341445531281232014-01-15T17:02:20.289-05:002014-01-15T17:02:20.289-05:00Tam,
Having seen the infamous bikini pic, I bet ...Tam, <br /><br />Having seen the infamous bikini pic, I bet you could do a far better one of these facebook poster pic things and show them how it's properly done....<br /><br />(ducks and runs for cover... not just concealment... really COVER)<br /><br />sStuart the Vikingnoreply@blogger.com