tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post3029990992775235904..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: Best spam header evar!Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-13073156959246038112009-04-22T11:35:00.000-04:002009-04-22T11:35:00.000-04:00How wonderful - relief is at hand! Please to enjo...How wonderful - relief is at hand! Please to enjoy.phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-22481826709086669812009-04-22T09:24:00.000-04:002009-04-22T09:24:00.000-04:00This one just in from the spam filter:
"Are you t...This one just in from the spam filter:<br /><br />"Are you tired spending money on gifts, Strike her into the heart!" <br /><br />Wonder if this will teach me Pai Mei's Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique?Quigleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01571461091634820716noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-85900086550976623182009-04-21T23:19:00.000-04:002009-04-21T23:19:00.000-04:00"But then again, no government requires them to ad..."But then again, no government requires them to add warnings such as, "If you have an erection lasting more than 36 hours, please consult you physician.""<br /><br />The Chinese and Koreans who follow American politics will tell you that our last erection seemed to last <I>forever.</I>Ambulance Driverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10175419709184526342noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-49851652853978488192009-04-21T20:49:00.000-04:002009-04-21T20:49:00.000-04:00Those Chinese and Korean pharmacists are clever ad...Those Chinese and Korean pharmacists are clever ad copy writers. But then again, no government requires them to add warnings such as, "If you have an erection lasting more than 36 hours, please consult you physician."Somerledhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11027195332132735795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-24911783333296475882009-04-21T20:36:00.000-04:002009-04-21T20:36:00.000-04:00It means she'll be shamed first, then you. Hello! ...It means she'll be shamed first, then you. Hello! -- LyleAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-60125467514042707742009-04-21T18:09:00.000-04:002009-04-21T18:09:00.000-04:00Well, I'm old so I'd guess it's a Viagra ad from t...Well, I'm old so I'd guess it's a Viagra ad from the "never know shame before her". I mean if you couldn't perform wouldn't you be shamed in front a a woman?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-30951863297482621362009-04-21T16:00:00.000-04:002009-04-21T16:00:00.000-04:00Profound Regret? Did she have a cousin by the nam...Profound Regret? Did she have a cousin by the name of "Sailor, you better have the doc look at that?"<br /><br />Shootin' BuddyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-48452676277656128932009-04-21T15:23:00.000-04:002009-04-21T15:23:00.000-04:00Ah, I dated her sister, Profound Regret.Ah, I dated her sister, Profound Regret.B Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11820065559822788663noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-28811226853840882242009-04-21T13:35:00.000-04:002009-04-21T13:35:00.000-04:00Do I know Shame?
Didn't she dance at P.T.'s near ...Do I know Shame?<br /><br />Didn't she dance at P.T.'s near the airport in San Antonio?<br /><br />Stage 3, Shame. <br /><br />Shootin' BuddyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-55789508600027801202009-04-21T13:25:00.000-04:002009-04-21T13:25:00.000-04:00Just as funny was an email sent to the hardware gu...Just as funny was an email sent to the hardware guys here from the office in France. It read<br /><br />"Tomorrow, we will walnut the server with coffee".<br /><br />To this day, nobody has figured out what the hell they meant.Robb Allenhttp://blog.robballen.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-33777528588874552442009-04-21T13:16:00.000-04:002009-04-21T13:16:00.000-04:00Not bad, Robb.
The eggplant toward an anomaly If ...Not bad, Robb.<br /><br />The eggplant toward an anomaly If the tornado defined by the customer assimilates a chain saw, then the frozen crane hibernates.<br /><br />Spam koans ....closedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14642713237849918722noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-39370655995564395792009-04-21T12:59:00.000-04:002009-04-21T12:59:00.000-04:00I sincerely miss Spamusement.
Start from the begi...I sincerely miss <A HREF="http://www.spamusement.com/" REL="nofollow">Spamusement</A>.<br /><br />Start from the beginning and just giggle away.Robb Allenhttp://blog.robballen.comnoreply@blogger.com