tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post3989495849147460528..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: R-rated, or 'What a difference an R makes.'Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-25117435317867606522008-05-21T03:40:00.000-04:002008-05-21T03:40:00.000-04:00So, did you actually mean Paganism and Conservatis...<I>So, did you actually mean Paganism and Conservatism, or are you simply looking to sit around in a sweat lodge in your skivvies with a bunch of guys banging a drum and talking about how illegal alien deportation should be done?</I><BR/><BR/>The question of whether or not to capitalize a letter at the beginning of a word isn't a battle I'm well equipped to win right now. I can say I expect a lot more from people who identify as Pagan that whatever Llewellyn Publishing is pushing as the quickest, easiest way to be the most awesome Wiccan ever, or adopting the label "eclectic" for no reason other than they couldn't feel a devotion to any specific path within two weeks and want to be able to cast fireballs on the astral plane right freakin' now! And I have a problem with people who seem to think that believing in dieties outside of what's commonly thought of as "mainstream religions" in America, or studying and using folk and/or Ceremonial magic, requires throwing away your Constutional rights, passing laws to protect people's feelings from getting hurt, trying to erase any public mention of Christianity and denouncing any non-Democrat as being evil and trying to enslave the American people.<BR/><BR/>And assuming things were being run with any air of authenticity at all, I don't think I'd be allowed to sit in a sweat lodge with a bunch of guys.Arcadia Irishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00163489155225065779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-37593561229466367172008-05-20T10:40:00.000-04:002008-05-20T10:40:00.000-04:00You could tell 'em it relates to a WWII sub's "cle...You could tell 'em it relates to a WWII sub's "clean sweep". OK, that won't work. Tell 'em NRA types are Bruce Campbell-phobic.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-40749721502239951012008-05-20T10:16:00.000-04:002008-05-20T10:16:00.000-04:00err...."that made that up that" = "that made up th...err...."that made that up that" = "that made up that" <BR/><BR/>Oops.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-18487167389312481572008-05-20T10:13:00.000-04:002008-05-20T10:13:00.000-04:00The sad part is that the NRA personnel that made t...The sad part is that the NRA personnel that made that up that little Press ID for this NRA Convention apparently have no clue as to what a <A HREF="http://www.wowwiki.com/Boomstick" REL="nofollow">'boomstick'</A> is.<BR/><BR/>Obviously, they've never seen <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_Dead" REL="nofollow">The Evil Dead</A> :(<BR/><BR/>Can you say, 'Out of touch'?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-5714282691201720022008-05-20T07:07:00.000-04:002008-05-20T07:07:00.000-04:00Speaking of 'R' ratings...you do realize that dona...Speaking of 'R' ratings...you do realize that donations to you show up on credit cards as Tams Lick....yeah, you can say it's Tamslick but wives will break it down and think we are buying porn!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-89556009008650757722008-05-19T21:15:00.000-04:002008-05-19T21:15:00.000-04:00Nyx said... ...but I'm still looking for those myt...Nyx said... <BR/>...but I'm still looking for those mythical Conservative Pagans. I never seem to find them, and politics has chased me out of several groups.<BR/>8:38 PM, May 19, 2008<BR/><BR/>Reckon maybe because actual Paganism (your indicated capital "P") and actual Conservatism (your indicated capital "C") are about as compatible as wolves and sheep?<BR/><BR/>So, did you actually mean Paganism and Conservatism, or are you simply looking to sit around in a sweat lodge in your skivvies with a bunch of guys banging a drum and talking about how illegal alien deportation should be done?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-25590702036225950282008-05-19T21:09:00.000-04:002008-05-19T21:09:00.000-04:00Another old reference comes to mind as I read the ...Another old reference comes to mind as I read the word "pagan."<BR/><BR/>People Against Goodness And Normalcy. As in:<BR/><BR/>'It was chilly that morning in the City of Angels. On this particular occasion we happened to witness a Pagan ritual in progress.'<BR/><BR/>Or, 'Hi, I'm Emil Muzz and I'm a Pagan.'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-44788992291068536592008-05-19T20:38:00.000-04:002008-05-19T20:38:00.000-04:00I hate to admit this... The first times I saw your...I hate to admit this... The first times I saw your blog mentioned somewhere, I thought it was "Books, Bikes, Broomsticks". And since I kept seeing it mentioned in connection with guns, I was so happy to hear about a Pagan who was NOT a bleeding heart liberal, protesting how guns are a tool of the patriarchal system that enslaved women and tried to murder the Goddess. I'm not at all disappointed by what I did find here, but I'm still looking for those mythical Conservative Pagans. I never seem to find them, and politics has chased me out of several groups.Arcadia Irishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00163489155225065779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-13936528502781105482008-05-19T19:14:00.000-04:002008-05-19T19:14:00.000-04:00"While there are quite a few pansies in the neo-Pa..."While there are quite a few pansies in the neo-Pagan community, there are also some serious warriors (especially among the Heathen)."<BR/><BR/><BR/>Make-believe doesn't count.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-80841189976506793122008-05-19T16:55:00.000-04:002008-05-19T16:55:00.000-04:00Was I the only one who had the "Wizard of Oz" Wick...Was I the only one who had the "Wizard of Oz" Wicked Witch theme music run through their head?Thirdpowerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02886910076400873900noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-42701163651075571112008-05-19T16:32:00.000-04:002008-05-19T16:32:00.000-04:00Bet your roommate put them up to it. :)Bet your roommate put them up to it. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-88551839633886881712008-05-19T15:32:00.000-04:002008-05-19T15:32:00.000-04:00A broom is a (brush on the end of a rigid pole) is...A broom is a (brush on the end of a rigid pole) is a cleaning rod...Dr. StrangeGunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349076338197668654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-4994564046464878202008-05-19T14:55:00.000-04:002008-05-19T14:55:00.000-04:00I always knew that secretly you're a hippy.I always knew that secretly you're a hippy.Johnnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12671875907666342941noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-21921212874761138812008-05-19T14:27:00.000-04:002008-05-19T14:27:00.000-04:00Oooohhh! I bet they thought you were a Harry Pott...Oooohhh! I bet they thought you were a Harry Potter slashfic blogger.Donhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15824445546892392815noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-50443427520616279422008-05-19T13:54:00.000-04:002008-05-19T13:54:00.000-04:00"Listen up you primitive screwheads! This! Is my..."Listen up you primitive screwheads! This! Is my... er... shit"<BR/><BR/>Then again, I'm going to toddle off and entertain myself with how a Quiddich match would turn out when one of the players is carrying a 12-gague. Bwahhahahhahaha.Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05730143528740977761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-75098101792706438802008-05-19T13:01:00.000-04:002008-05-19T13:01:00.000-04:00Tam, if someone asks you about the following produ...Tam, if someone asks you about the following product in the exhibit hall, here's the details:<BR/><BR/>"The Broomstick Servicing Kit comes in a black leather case with silver lettering. It contains a large jar of Fleetwood's High-Finish Handle Polish, a pair of silver Tail-Twig Clippers, a brass clip-on compass, and a Handbook of Do-It-Yourself Broomcare."<BR/><BR/>Hoppes or Outers will add similar kits to the 2009 product catalogs, perhaps.Somerledhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11027195332132735795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-51092579043124371042008-05-19T11:58:00.000-04:002008-05-19T11:58:00.000-04:00I once knew a "sportbike-riding, Heinlein-reading,...I once knew a "sportbike-riding, Heinlein-reading, shooter" who was also an "urban Wiccan". She had red hair, too.<BR/><BR/>*sigh*<BR/><BR/>While there are quite a few pansies in the neo-Pagan community, there are also some serious warriors (especially among the Heathen).<BR/><BR/>You gotta love a religion that says your slain enemies will be your honor guard when you enter heaven...Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03762112894493609215noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-68852872067313594512008-05-19T11:15:00.000-04:002008-05-19T11:15:00.000-04:00VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch. May we burn...VILLAGER #1:<BR/> We have found a witch. May we burn her?<BR/>CROWD:<BR/> Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her!<BR/>BEDEVERE:<BR/> How do you know she is a witch?<BR/>VILLAGER #2:<BR/> Her name tag says so.<BR/>CROWD:<BR/> Right! Yeah! Yeah!<BR/>BEDEVERE:<BR/> Bring her forward.<BR/>TAM:<BR/> I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.<BR/>BEDEVERE:<BR/> Uh, but your name tag reads, "<B>Brrrroom</B>sticks".<BR/>TAM:<BR/> <B>They</B> made me this name tag.<BR/>CROWD:<BR/> Augh, we didn't! We didn't...<BR/> Wait; she's carrying weapons!<BR/><BR/> Run away; run awayyyy..."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1873725331407612392008-05-19T11:08:00.001-04:002008-05-19T11:08:00.001-04:00clothmaking blog: lookslikesloomsticks.blogger.com...clothmaking blog: lookslikesloomsticks.blogger.com<BR/><BR/>cookslikeshroomsticks?<BR/><BR/>rookspikespawnsticks.checkmate?<BR/><BR/>Don't look at me funny, I'm bored at work, anything comes out of my head.Dr. StrangeGunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349076338197668654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-70307726994874356712008-05-19T11:08:00.000-04:002008-05-19T11:08:00.000-04:00Photo of illustrious name tag here.Photo of illustrious name tag <A HREF="http://flickr.com/photos/redmuse_poet/2503818991/in/set-72157605134718795/" REL="nofollow">here</A>.Bonniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01119645829480810524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-43346792958993575942008-05-19T10:54:00.000-04:002008-05-19T10:54:00.000-04:00They want you to eat more tofu?They want you to eat more tofu?GeorgeHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10736838055941100599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1718123278315039492008-05-19T10:30:00.000-04:002008-05-19T10:30:00.000-04:00And it could have been a "d" replacing the second ...And it could have been a "d" replacing the second "b" not that there's anything wrong with that, either....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com