tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post4002817025847584506..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: Politics: My baseball cap is in the ring...Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-22864905333484970812007-06-22T20:41:00.000-04:002007-06-22T20:41:00.000-04:00Interdepartmental memorandum:FROM: AGTO: SECDOTSec...Interdepartmental memorandum:<BR/><BR/>FROM: AG<BR/>TO: SECDOT<BR/><BR/>Secretary Stahl, a review of the relevant statutory authority indicates that vehicle import Regulations are promulgated by the Secretary of Transportation. Thus you may alter the regulations to permit the importation of any vehicle, or for that matter ALL vehicles, with a simple amendment to the CFR.<BR/><BR/>And, you forget that you are already here, quietly living on the farm illegally since October...staghoundshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05976667812875074135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-88528860171821262022007-06-22T13:11:00.000-04:002007-06-22T13:11:00.000-04:00After reading the wikipedia article on the NHTSA I...After reading the wikipedia article on the NHTSA I understand why you want it abolished.<BR/><BR/>Which is the fact that the NHTSA prevents me from importing my A2 1.2TDI - and without my car I won't move to the USA. Right? ;-)<BR/><BR/>Though I strongly suspect that the real reason behind your decision to make me responsible for abolishing the NHTSA instead of making me head of the NASA or the OSTP is that you're afraid I'd make the metric system and SI units mandatory. ;-)T.Stahlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05351094909296928284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-61340163234207538432007-06-21T09:24:00.000-04:002007-06-21T09:24:00.000-04:00Well! I never imagined such an honor.I would rathe...Well! I never imagined such an honor.<BR/><BR/>I would rather be Treasury, to wield the red pen! (And tax investigate CAIR.)<BR/><BR/>But <A HREF="http://www.dinocrat.com/" REL="nofollow">the dinocrat</A> is more qualified there.<BR/><BR/>And might I be so bold as to suggest <A HREF="http://www.exile.ru/archive/by_author/gary_brecher.html" REL="nofollow">the war nerd, whoever he really is,</A> at the newly renamed war department?<BR/><BR/>I might have hoped for Ambassador to Britain, but I accept the call to duty before fun. I await your will, which may include:<BR/><BR/>1. Refuse to contest the appeals of the Border Patrol agents.<BR/><BR/>2. Launch prosecutions of every state and federal program I can find which discriminates on the basis of race, religion, or other class membership protected under federal law. <BR/><BR/>3. Project Exile EVERYWHERE, focussing on those recently chargeded in state courts with other crimes- rape, burglary, theft, assaults. The best federal tool to take real criminals off the street and protect our people.<BR/><BR/>But second term, England please. And I will move the Embassy from that HIDEOUS building to the back of a horse in Somerset, North Yorkshire, or Linconshire six days a week. Sundays I'll be playing at <A HREF="http://www.royalarmouries.org/" REL="nofollow">Leeds</A>staghoundshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05976667812875074135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-75586118251003093132007-06-21T03:56:00.000-04:002007-06-21T03:56:00.000-04:00Ya know, today has pretty much sucked. This gives ...Ya know, today has pretty much sucked. This gives me some hope for the future...<BR/><BR/> I'd vote for ya in a heartbeat. No ifs, ands, or buts...Stringshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17399293868413376397noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-39757537286043607872007-06-21T01:55:00.000-04:002007-06-21T01:55:00.000-04:00And in Washington today, Madame President met for ...And in Washington today, Madame President met for the first time behind closed doors with members of the Cabinet and the Joint Chiefs to discuss her new Administration's foreign policy and matters of national defense. Although no formal statement was forthcoming, sources close to the President mentioned some off the cuff remarks regarding several world leaders and swift kicks to the testicles.<BR/><BR/>Turning to the weather...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-14599208599720310812007-06-21T00:16:00.000-04:002007-06-21T00:16:00.000-04:00Matt G is in as FBI director (if his dad doesn't w...Matt G is in as FBI director (if his dad doesn't want the job, that is.)<BR/><BR/>Staghounds is my Att'y Gen'l.<BR/><BR/>Since T.Stahl is a US citizen according to the new Attorney General, I'm putting him to work dismantling the NHTSA.<BR/><BR/>BobG, you're the new ambassador to France. If they give you any lip, just ask them to step outside; they'll shut up.<BR/><BR/>More juicy plum jobs to pass out tomorrow...Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-14403483484667553882007-06-20T19:19:00.000-04:002007-06-20T19:19:00.000-04:00And T. Stahl already qualifies, he's been living i...And T. Stahl already qualifies, he's been living illegally on my farm in the U. S. since October. Look, here's an affidavit...staghoundshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05976667812875074135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-62452363343583435072007-06-20T19:16:00.000-04:002007-06-20T19:16:00.000-04:00Of course, to quote Julian Bond (Barack Hussein Ob...Of course, to quote Julian Bond (Barack Hussein Obama Senior), you have not yet REACHED the AGE...staghoundshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05976667812875074135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-72641161814910646912007-06-20T15:14:00.000-04:002007-06-20T15:14:00.000-04:00If you enter via the Rio Grande in the next month ...If you enter <I>via</I> the Rio Grande in the next month or so, you should be golden. ;)Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-20273400479928894732007-06-20T14:51:00.000-04:002007-06-20T14:51:00.000-04:00I'm afraid I won't be able to get a US citizenship...I'm afraid I won't be able to get a US citizenship fast enough. :-(T.Stahlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05351094909296928284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-42755185798832037982007-06-20T13:04:00.000-04:002007-06-20T13:04:00.000-04:00Run, Tam, Run!Run, Tam, Run!Asphyxiated Emancipationhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10629933064494074309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-4411908921002499012007-06-20T12:31:00.000-04:002007-06-20T12:31:00.000-04:00Finally, a candidate we, the faithful, can get beh...Finally, a candidate we, the faithful, can get behind.<BR/><BR/>That'd be the JMB kind of faithful, this is.theirritablearchitecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04105315709746689270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-2001829269458790532007-06-20T12:23:00.000-04:002007-06-20T12:23:00.000-04:00We could do worse, and have, many times.We could do worse, and <I>have</I>, many times.BobGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15405172215849046373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-70036974502967583922007-06-20T11:22:00.000-04:002007-06-20T11:22:00.000-04:00No transfer payments. Zero, zilch, nada. It's not ...No transfer payments. Zero, zilch, nada. It's not the Fed.gov's place to play Robin Hood.Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-68426186470295188402007-06-20T11:17:00.000-04:002007-06-20T11:17:00.000-04:00... welfare, subsidies, and all private benefits.... welfare, subsidies, and all private benefits.staghoundshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05976667812875074135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-88240636484286061412007-06-20T09:58:00.000-04:002007-06-20T09:58:00.000-04:00OH yeah, back to the good ole days. Promise we ca...OH yeah, back to the good ole days. Promise we can shot the bad guys?<BR/><BR/>You got my vote.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-84771139360341705322007-06-20T09:56:00.000-04:002007-06-20T09:56:00.000-04:00Now THAT is a party platform!Now THAT is a party platform!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-45405421938113086672007-06-20T09:18:00.000-04:002007-06-20T09:18:00.000-04:00"...the field of candidates to thumb my nose at th..."...<I>the field of candidates to thumb my nose at them by endorsing a weirdo like Mr. 99 Motels himself...<BR/><BR/>...the man had up and died. ..."</I><BR/><BR/>Pretty dam' inconsiderate of him, <B> I'd</B> say.<BR/><BR/>Yeah, I'd vote for Tams; it would save us the cost of at least one SS agent. And I like the rest of her platform, too, even if she <I>did </I> leave out b*tch-slapping Pelosi and Reid on a regular basis.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-70327340181839301782007-06-20T08:13:00.000-04:002007-06-20T08:13:00.000-04:00Pardner, You've got my vote. Kick ass.Pardner, You've got my vote. Kick ass.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-18349419064444626402007-06-20T08:02:00.000-04:002007-06-20T08:02:00.000-04:00I've been tempted, off and on for about seven or e...I've been tempted, off and on for about seven or eight years now, to fabricate and post a few signs for an Alfred E. Newman/Pat Paulsen campaign.<BR/><BR/>The temptation is about as far as I ever got with it, though.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-18424872526863776082007-06-20T04:47:00.000-04:002007-06-20T04:47:00.000-04:00Damn, how did I find myself in this WayBack machin...Damn, how did I find myself in this WayBack machine? <BR/><BR/>Summer, 1991. Moody Blues concert. As I walked out, a dude was hawking "FRANK ZAPPA FOR PRESIDENT" bumper stickers. I think I paid $2.00 for mine. Never got around to putting it on a bumper, though, and by the time I: <BR/>A: Found it again, and, <BR/>B: Had a car to put it on, and, <BR/>C: Was sufficiently disgusted with the field of candidates to thumb my nose at them by endorsing a weirdo like Mr. 99 Motels himself...<BR/><BR/>...the man had up and died.Matt Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03500429239798601210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-59228276873523913242007-06-20T03:02:00.000-04:002007-06-20T03:02:00.000-04:00I would vote for you, or anyone with that sort of ...I would vote for you, or anyone with that sort of platform in a hearbeat.Bradleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05872057923886020316noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-55642030876767605642007-06-20T01:31:00.000-04:002007-06-20T01:31:00.000-04:00That last paragraph did it. You have my vote! Oh ...That last paragraph did it. You have my vote! Oh wait, I'm not a citizen yet...:(Kevinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06315093661424458165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-74492598517273816932007-06-20T00:21:00.000-04:002007-06-20T00:21:00.000-04:00You'd get my vote!farmistYou'd get my vote!<BR/><BR/>farmistAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com