tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post404504592297914847..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: It's good to be aware of all the dangers.Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-59797094990211669332010-07-27T11:14:08.835-04:002010-07-27T11:14:08.835-04:00Why does Hollywood keep re-making old movies when ...Why does Hollywood keep re-making old movies when there are so many more interesting scary stories and crazy plots on teh Interwebs? But then I'm still waiting for CERN to open a hole in the time continuum and release hordes of dragons.<br />LittleRed1Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-88554874168082155012010-07-26T19:57:14.784-04:002010-07-26T19:57:14.784-04:00thimble-headed gherkin
Somebody's been watchi...<i>thimble-headed gherkin</i><br /><br />Somebody's been watching "The Great Race"!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-11102046348547098662010-07-26T15:30:22.194-04:002010-07-26T15:30:22.194-04:00"Can you grasp the absurdity of the words com..."Can you grasp the absurdity of the words coming out of your head?"<br /><br />Nope. He can't. Too much arrogance.<br /><br />Ulises from CAAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-6247844760593762802010-07-26T06:39:59.389-04:002010-07-26T06:39:59.389-04:00Murder, arson, and jaywalking. -tvtropes.orgMurder, arson, and jaywalking. -tvtropes.orgAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-76993624463513394992010-07-25T12:55:52.980-04:002010-07-25T12:55:52.980-04:00Laugh if you want, but it was thinking like this t...Laugh if you want, but it was thinking like this that caused Jorel to put his son on a rocket ship and send him to Earth. Hence we have Superman to protect us. You all should be more appreciative.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-50252460419383180792010-07-25T12:05:38.566-04:002010-07-25T12:05:38.566-04:00Does John Barnes know about this? Because whoever ...Does John Barnes know about this? Because whoever came up with this TEOTWAWKI scenario ripped off Barnes' novel "Mother of Storms."<br /><br />--Wes S.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-20847109328672832022010-07-25T00:50:36.466-04:002010-07-25T00:50:36.466-04:00Actually, I've should have said "I wonder...Actually, I've should have said "I wonder how much of our Tax money WILL be spent on this Hooie?" "Never let a Crisis go to Waste", sayeth Rahmbo Emanuel.Bubblehead Les.https://www.blogger.com/profile/00730873284089958084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1206443986554238552010-07-25T00:25:28.935-04:002010-07-25T00:25:28.935-04:00Think you have it bad, Graybeard? I can see the h...Think you have it bad, Graybeard? I can see the headline already:<br /><br />"World to end in fiery cataclysm, women and minorities hardest hit."<br /><br />tw: remorch. I <i>know</i> there are coded messages in there, I know it!Steve Skubinnanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-76623436610060358582010-07-24T23:14:57.449-04:002010-07-24T23:14:57.449-04:00Wait a minute.
You're telling me that a gia...Wait a minute. <br /><br />You're telling me that a giant Gaia fart is going to be released and it's going to cause a mass extinction and we're all gonna die? <br /><br />In that case, I really overpaid for my new toilet. And my new glasses. Well, and pretty much everything.SiGraybeardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00280583031339062059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-32467623825281611372010-07-24T22:21:11.920-04:002010-07-24T22:21:11.920-04:00Tam, they don't care how goofy they sound to u...Tam, they don't care how goofy they sound to us, we aren't the intended audience. Their intended audience will eat this load of bushwa up and demand that Congress "Do-o-o-o Something!!!"<br /><br />Yes, with 3 exclamation points.The Freeholderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09989697995675652792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-65268465576928522432010-07-24T22:06:17.401-04:002010-07-24T22:06:17.401-04:00Really? They're still going on about that?
I ...Really? They're <i>still</i> <a href="http://cursesfoiledagain2.wordpress.com/2010/07/14/gaias-flatulence-will-kill-us-all/" rel="nofollow">going on about that</a>?<br /><br />I expect we won't care about the cancer after the flames and tsunami kill us all.Jake (formerly Riposte3)https://www.blogger.com/profile/02976718318892210404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-76441159727081410622010-07-24T21:32:15.528-04:002010-07-24T21:32:15.528-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Josephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04720409839023747889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-19941552293249770132010-07-24T21:32:11.749-04:002010-07-24T21:32:11.749-04:00Xkcd's worst-case scenario sounds far more rea...Xkcd's <a href="http://www.xkcd.com/748/" rel="nofollow">worst-case scenario</a> sounds far more realistic, even if it includes a "roiling, alligator-filled wall of flame."Josephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04720409839023747889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-81312696520798624232010-07-24T21:23:12.081-04:002010-07-24T21:23:12.081-04:00LabRat, there you go again, gettin' all reason...LabRat, there you go again, gettin' all reasonable -like. Doan chew know that one of the things which make the food in New Orleans so yummy is the presence of so many weird substances in the tap water there? Prolly won't hurt you if you're just visiting.Justthisguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17277333206171756636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-28110345873638289672010-07-24T19:34:05.634-04:002010-07-24T19:34:05.634-04:00I bet if you inhale all the "Helium" lik...I bet if you inhale all the "Helium" like the writer has, then when you shout "Armageddon!" it sounds all high-pitched squeaky and funny!!NotClauswitzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14358707844087117280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-51605764856616081712010-07-24T18:10:24.709-04:002010-07-24T18:10:24.709-04:00Aaron - Come on man, the gulf is bad off enough wi...Aaron - Come on man, the gulf is bad off enough without dumping Coldplay in it. Bono would be even worse, walking around the gulf (I'll bet he thinks he can) getting his fix of attention.<br /><br />JimAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-73398685563741232122010-07-24T17:11:23.718-04:002010-07-24T17:11:23.718-04:00Think this is bad? One of the cats farted this mo...Think this is bad? One of the cats farted this morning. Frankly, I'm amazed we're all still alive.Fuzzy Curmudgeonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03802539927743643041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-87187793436998440592010-07-24T16:38:28.377-04:002010-07-24T16:38:28.377-04:00Ironically, there's a stretch of towns in cent...Ironically, there's a stretch of towns in central and southern Louisiana dubbed "cancer alley" due to the lively chemistry of the water, which is in fact mostly due to the local petroleum industry.<br /><br />The Gulf Coast residents are and probably will continue to be far more under threat from that than from the BP spill, but it isn't photogenic and isn't good for anyone's political purposes.LabRathttp://www.atomicnerds.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-59204120004533745312010-07-24T15:52:38.933-04:002010-07-24T15:52:38.933-04:00Hey, cancer is scary.
We should probably have a s...Hey, cancer is scary.<br /><br />We should probably have a series of Gaia Fart Cancer Awareness Concerts. Some ribbons and rubber armbands to wear-is "oil spill brown" a real color yet? Maybe Willie Nelson could do Gulf Aid; with Bono, Coldplay, and the Dixie Chicks there to accumulate the requisite levels of pretentiousness.<br /><br />The important thing here is to lay the ground work for the class action lawsuits and region-based welfare increases.aaronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12885463688090226606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-22911938420330348222010-07-24T14:29:33.125-04:002010-07-24T14:29:33.125-04:00Bubblehead Les,
"Wonder how much of our taxe...Bubblehead Les,<br /><br />"<i>Wonder how much of our taxes was spent on this hooie?</i>"<br /><br />None. George Noory isn't on NPR.Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-76390939254401578022010-07-24T14:12:58.033-04:002010-07-24T14:12:58.033-04:00Wonder how much of our taxes was spent on this hoo...Wonder how much of our taxes was spent on this hooie? FEMA will probably get another Gazzilion or so to "Prepare" for this disaster, and Barry will use it as excuse to force "Cap and Tax" down our throats. :(Bubblehead Les.https://www.blogger.com/profile/00730873284089958084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-5366689013876035042010-07-24T13:23:30.637-04:002010-07-24T13:23:30.637-04:00Divemedic,
"1 This caused the mass extinctio...Divemedic,<br /><br />"<i>1 This caused the mass extinction of dinosaurs?</i>"<br /><br />No, this is the Permian Extinction; the one that bagged ammonites and amphibians.Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-14494332031966466762010-07-24T13:11:33.593-04:002010-07-24T13:11:33.593-04:00Ground ZERO? For Gaia's sake, how can they be...Ground ZERO? For Gaia's sake, how can they be so blatantly racist? Don't you see,this is a coded reference to President Obama (PBUH)!<br /><br />Waaaaaaaacism!!!1!!eleventy!!1!!<br /><br />tw: capinib. Also blatantly waaaaacist!!! I denounce everyone!Steve Skubinnanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-18691408653557611532010-07-24T12:54:10.325-04:002010-07-24T12:54:10.325-04:00Hello this is the US Coast Guard.
I would like to...Hello this is the US Coast Guard.<br /><br />I would like to place a rush order for 1,000,000 tablets of Beano.<br /><br />Do you take credit cards?<br /><br />GerryAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-73579900398173880852010-07-24T12:18:02.064-04:002010-07-24T12:18:02.064-04:00Modern day Millerites.
If true, there is nothing...Modern day Millerites. <br /><br />If true, there is nothing we can do about it, and if false the name of the false prophet will soon be forgotten. Leaving him free to run another windy. <br /><br />However, as far as my drilling industry friends can tell the clathrates, methane ices, are nicely stable and will remain that way for the foreseeable future. Methane gas? Look up "natural gas" sometime. <br /><br />Of course, if 'Ol Sol decides to warm the place up that bet is off - but that is something else we cannot prevent. <br /><br />Stranger<br /><br />wv is rubteree - which reminds me of Al Gore's playmates.<br /><br />SStrangerhttp://extranosalley.comnoreply@blogger.com